Liilty Cash:
Want helper monkey.
Deb:
No you don't. They fling poo madly about and can transmit things like Marburg and Ebola. Get a eunuch, or something. Easier to train, less likely to infect you with stuff.
Big stop just to renew your license to companion. Can I use companion as a verb?
Wash ,'Ariel'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Betsy HP - Dec 01, 2004 8:33:00 am PST #7012 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Pix - Dec 01, 2004 8:40:50 am PST #7013 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
The Unknown Buffista was Lilty Cash (Deb may have been quoting me, since I repeated the helper-monkey desire, but Lilty was the originator).
Theodosia - Dec 01, 2004 11:02:16 am PST #7014 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
(KristinT, did you know that you can volunteer to be a helper monkey foster parent? Like seeing eye dogs, they have to be raised well and socialized for the first couple (~7) years till they're old enough to be trained for their work. However, the foundation wants 'parents' who have taken dogs or other animals through advanced training, like competitive obedience, because baby monkeys are serious commitments.)
Heather Alayne:
the whole "Well it's fine when girls kiss (even and possibly especially if they're straight), but boys kissing is icky" thing exposes a whole mess of views I find make my eyes roll for days.
Deena - Dec 01, 2004 5:51:50 pm PST #7015 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Lilty Cash, who heartlessly got a replacement fish before the first one was quite dead and then discovers the first one recovering, in Bitches:
I thought he was a goner for sure. I mean, floating face above water doesn't bode well, in a fish.
Tobias won't like this. He was like a renter reading obituaries for apartment vacancies.
Theodosia - Dec 02, 2004 2:27:00 am PST #7016 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Noumenon :
Nobody likes a backseat slavedriver.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 02, 2004 5:07:24 am PST #7017 of 10000
What is even happening?
WindSparrow: I should perhaps note for the record that I have spent the last seven years geographically isolated from A) both my gay boyfriends, B) all the Austen-appreciating girlfriends I have, and C) movie theaters that play chick flicks not featuring either Julia Roberts or ... that cute little girl who used to be in Steven King movies... oh, right, Drew Barrymore. For some reason I kept pulling up Barry Goldwater for her name, and knew that was wrong, wrong, wrong.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 02, 2004 12:01:18 pm PST #7018 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
erikaj, in Bitches:
I went Buff Diving for vanity points, and did not find myself once...I did find three funny kitty stories right in a row...it was like Hec's worst nightmare.
Jessica - Dec 02, 2004 12:09:21 pm PST #7019 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Literary Ginger:
Things made from books really disturb me. With very few exceptions, I think of books as sacred objects. There are a few books I think would have a higher calling as furniture, but a bedroom made entirely out of Ethan Frome is a pretty disturbing idea too.
beekaytee - Dec 03, 2004 7:21:33 am PST #7020 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
DCJ in Bitches:
It amazes me that the same people that can't parse the concepts of choice and freedom have no problem with the words fornication and abstenence.
word
Liese S. - Dec 03, 2004 8:36:38 am PST #7021 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
In Natter 30, on the wisdom of after-dinner treats.
shrift:
Today's fortune cookie told me that I have "an active mind and a keen imagination."
That's 'cause of the drugs, oh fortune cookie mine.
Dana:
Mine last night said something like "Action is more valuable than advice."
Thanks. Would have been great if you were an ACTION cookie, then.