erikaj, in Bitches:
I went Buff Diving for vanity points, and did not find myself once...I did find three funny kitty stories right in a row...it was like Hec's worst nightmare.
That's the thrill of living in the Hellmouth! There's a veritable cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghouls to engage ... Pardon me for finding the glass half-full.
Giles ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 02, 2004 12:01:18 pm PST #7018 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jessica - Dec 02, 2004 12:09:21 pm PST #7019 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Literary Ginger:
Things made from books really disturb me. With very few exceptions, I think of books as sacred objects. There are a few books I think would have a higher calling as furniture, but a bedroom made entirely out of Ethan Frome is a pretty disturbing idea too.
beekaytee - Dec 03, 2004 7:21:33 am PST #7020 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
DCJ in Bitches:
It amazes me that the same people that can't parse the concepts of choice and freedom have no problem with the words fornication and abstenence.
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Liese S. - Dec 03, 2004 8:36:38 am PST #7021 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
In Natter 30, on the wisdom of after-dinner treats.
shrift:
Today's fortune cookie told me that I have "an active mind and a keen imagination."
That's 'cause of the drugs, oh fortune cookie mine.
Dana:
Mine last night said something like "Action is more valuable than advice."
Thanks. Would have been great if you were an ACTION cookie, then.
JenP - Dec 03, 2004 12:32:36 pm PST #7022 of 10000
ita in the Minearverse. (Actually, there are several gems throughout the conversation... but):
You know, if someone could get their poison into Krispy Kreme, they'd be golden.
You'd be snarfing, your co-worker would fall over dead, you'd pause to think "Poor fuck," and grab the remnant of his Boston Creme before he hit the ground.
beathen - Dec 03, 2004 1:48:59 pm PST #7023 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
Sparky1 in Bitches:
Someday, I will be able to decorate in something other than Early American Garage Sale.
deborah grabien - Dec 03, 2004 3:16:16 pm PST #7024 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
connie neil in Bitches, commenting on furniture:
The couch is very red. I think I need something red. Unfortunately the blood of the deserving fades to brown. Must re-think.
§ ita § - Dec 04, 2004 9:33:40 pm PST #7025 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lilty's indefatigible Captain Jack:
"Oh..I'm dying! I can't go on! The light! I see the....hey. Who the hell is that BLUE fish?? And since when do you have a CAT? You know, I'm feeling stronger..yes! Yes, I will swim away from the light!! Hmm, you know, no one's been looking at me for a bit. I feel faint! Arrrrr."
deborah grabien - Dec 04, 2004 10:06:44 pm PST #7026 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
ita beats me to it. I choked up leftover dinner party hors d'ouvres when I read that.
Pix - Dec 05, 2004 3:14:53 pm PST #7027 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Lilty Cash on the woes of having a roommate with a little too much magic in her heart:
Drug dealers are more my style. She's been raving about this movie for weeks. Everytime the preview comes on she asks if I read the book. When I say no, she says "OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!! Did you read Tuesdays With Morrie?" Yes. "Did you like it?". No. Then she gets quiet, looks at me like I have no soul, and keeps decorating the room with snowmen. From where I am sitting, I can count at least 20.
Maybe I am a bad person with no joy.