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Beej:
We get a bi-annual flying termite infestation which is loads of fun.
About a thousand of them (not exaggerating) swarm up from under my fridge and begin the mating dance-o-lurve. There's the squirming and the grunting, but the most annoying part is that they drop their gossamer wings all over the damn place. Teeny tiny examples of God's miracle of flight stuck to the bottom of my feet, my clothes and the floor with a kind of cosmic glue that makes vacuuming only minorly useful.
Polter-Cow theorizes about Nilly's ability to Nilly in "Natter":
I have a feeling Nilly, though, just has the entire board in her head and brainGoogles.
Right, I've finished my lunch, time to COMM what must be COMM'd. In Natter:
Gud: I've found toddlers to be the most destructive.
Nilly: Yeah, but you can't spray them with pesticide, shouting "Die, die already! Drown in the stuff if it doesn't kill you with its poison, die!" like you can do with roaches.
Kristin T. in Natter: My house is full of lethal cuteness that has yet to be housetrained.
And the followup:
billytea: Aww. It'll happen, you just have to give Dave some time.
In Bitches
-t is me on potential destructive tendancies:
The world is lucky that there are so many shiny things between me and most of it.
Discussing new thread names in Bureaucracy:
Laura: Speaking of thread titles... Did we have a title for the next F2F thread? If not there were a few party quotes I thought might fit. It might be nice the tribute the show that brought us together.
Xander: This ain't no tea party, princess.
Faith: If we're gonna party, let's get on with it.
Buffy: Sure! We saved the world. I say we party!
Daniel C. Jensen - The last one only if the recounts change the outcome of the presidential election...
MFNlaw on what to give the wedding guests:
I'd love to do sparklers, because it looks wonderful in photos, but I'd be afaid to hand even faux-fire to some of my family members. I could end up looking like an extra from a Marilyn Manson video.
from Music:
Hec, and context be damned! We should totally all give Jon a blowjob.
joe boucher Like he's not already getting enough from the MIT groupies, actuary fetishists, and theremin whores!
tommyrot The cool thing about the theremin whores is that they dress like characters in '50s scifi movies.
The actuary fetishists, OTOH, wear business suits. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Jon B. There's plenty of room for everyone!
(if you know what I mean)
(and I think you do)
TomW deciphers the hidden clues in the Frenchwoman episode of "Lost":
A gang of international polar bear smugglers ran their nuclear submarine into a reef... blah blah blah... illegal genetic research... mumble mumble mumble... polar bears on a treadmill... handwave handwave handwave... Hurley is Satan.
It all makes sense.