Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Kate P. - Nov 18, 2004 2:24:41 pm PST #6959 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

And the followup:

billytea: Aww. It'll happen, you just have to give Dave some time.


beekaytee - Nov 18, 2004 3:11:21 pm PST #6960 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

In Bitches

-t is me on potential destructive tendancies:

The world is lucky that there are so many shiny things between me and most of it.


deborah grabien - Nov 18, 2004 9:05:25 pm PST #6961 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Discussing new thread names in Bureaucracy:

Laura: Speaking of thread titles... Did we have a title for the next F2F thread? If not there were a few party quotes I thought might fit. It might be nice the tribute the show that brought us together.

Xander: This ain't no tea party, princess.

Faith: If we're gonna party, let's get on with it.

Buffy: Sure! We saved the world. I say we party!

Daniel C. Jensen - The last one only if the recounts change the outcome of the presidential election...


Theodosia - Nov 19, 2004 3:40:25 am PST #6962 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

MFNlaw on what to give the wedding guests:

I'd love to do sparklers, because it looks wonderful in photos, but I'd be afaid to hand even faux-fire to some of my family members. I could end up looking like an extra from a Marilyn Manson video.


erinaceous - Nov 19, 2004 5:50:16 am PST #6963 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

from Music:

Hec, and context be damned! We should totally all give Jon a blowjob.

joe boucher Like he's not already getting enough from the MIT groupies, actuary fetishists, and theremin whores!

tommyrot The cool thing about the theremin whores is that they dress like characters in '50s scifi movies.

The actuary fetishists, OTOH, wear business suits. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Jon B. There's plenty of room for everyone!

(if you know what I mean)

(and I think you do)


Kathy A - Nov 19, 2004 7:43:47 am PST #6964 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

TomW deciphers the hidden clues in the Frenchwoman episode of "Lost":

A gang of international polar bear smugglers ran their nuclear submarine into a reef... blah blah blah... illegal genetic research... mumble mumble mumble... polar bears on a treadmill... handwave handwave handwave... Hurley is Satan.

It all makes sense.


Aims - Nov 19, 2004 7:44:36 am PST #6965 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ginger in Bitches on the history of animal stuffing:

In the middle ages, they were big on the truffle inside a lark inside a pigeon inside a duck inside a chicken inside a swan with gilded skin dishes. It's another example of the lengths to which boredom can drive one in the absense of moveable type and television.


Dana - Nov 19, 2004 10:33:20 am PST #6966 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Jars, in Movies, about the Greeks' persistent denial that Alexander was gay:

I've always looked fondly upon the Put Your Hands on Your Ears and Sing La-La-La school of historical thought.


DXMachina - Nov 19, 2004 11:45:30 am PST #6967 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

shrift, in Natter: If anybody in the midwest hears an earth-shattering kaboom sometime in the next few hours, don't worry; it'll just be my head exploding from pent-up rage.


billytea - Nov 19, 2004 1:48:10 pm PST #6968 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Polter-Cow, in Bitches:

Also, I like the word "baby." Baby baby baby. Aw, baby. Cute little babie. Babie? The fuck?