Gud in Natter:
On a trip of some length it's pretty normal for my kids to take off their shoes and then have sock puppet theater. Usually, one of the sock puppets turns out to be carnivorous and the show ends tragically.
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nicole - Nov 08, 2004 6:58:11 am PST #6890 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Betsy HP - Nov 08, 2004 8:46:56 am PST #6891 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Windsparrow:
Have I mentioned lately that I hate scorpions? Had more of 'em in my bed than men. Dammit.
DCJensen - Nov 08, 2004 9:17:19 am PST #6892 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
News item:
actress Tara Reid is fed-up with her reputation for being a "retard" and cites friend Paris Hilton as her role model for overcoming her party girl image.
ita:
On my drive into work I realised that you can shuffle T-A-R-A-R-E-I-D quite handily into I A RETARD.
billytea - Nov 08, 2004 9:56:15 am PST #6893 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Windsparrow, in Bitches:
I got COMMed! I can go back to lurking, now. It's the only reason I started posting.
Calli - Nov 08, 2004 10:14:05 am PST #6894 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Case in point, from Bitches:
Daniel C. Jensen:
They'll COMM you when you talk about the bar,
They'll COMM you when you talk about your car,
They'll COMM you when your eyes you poke with sticks
They'll COMM you when you eat a wheatabix.
So I would not post here when you're bombed,
'Cause anybody can get COMMed.
Trudy Booth - Nov 08, 2004 10:39:52 am PST #6895 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Calli: Do roaches freak out cats? My last cat just sort of looked at them like they were a tv show she couldn't be bothered to turn off, and then went back to licking herself.
beathen - Nov 08, 2004 11:28:54 am PST #6896 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
In Bitches on Personal Tags:
P-C:
Kristin has changed her tag back to the tag she changed to last night before changing back to the tag she had before she changed.
lexine:
P-C, you are lucky we love you, cause that sentence? Well, words should not be abused thusly.
victor infante - Nov 08, 2004 1:10:20 pm PST #6897 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Hec, with truer words never spoken:
The Pogues? We should always talk about the Pogues. Whenever we're not talking about the Pogues, it's probably a mistake.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 08, 2004 5:25:35 pm PST #6898 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Natter:
Steph L:
if they're really elves, shouldn't they be in trees making cookies?
ita:
What do you think lembas is?
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2004 5:33:15 pm PST #6899 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This is slightly cheating, but it was on Buffista-owned property...
Cass in ALL ASSCAPS ALL THE TIME!!!!! THE POLITICS THREAD!!!!! (please don't ask)
I typed "shrift key" so many times I expected my post to slounge and look for the HoYay.