Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Nov 04, 2004 3:17:03 pm PST #6880 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nora Deirdre:

Hey, I didn't make the rumor, I just reported it irresponsibly from dubious sources.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 05, 2004 1:46:31 am PST #6881 of 10000
What is even happening?

KristinT:

Someone tell me to go to bed and get some sleep. I can't seem to make my brain stop.

Trudy:

Rock-a-bye Kwistin
Little blonde teach
When morn comes you're hooooostess
For billytea.

You'll vacuum hardwood
You'll wash some dish
You need your sleeeeepys
Or you're a bitch.


Ginger - Nov 05, 2004 8:26:29 am PST #6882 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Shrift: Huh. I think I stuck my elbow in a donut.

It's this kinky new thing I'm trying out.

Heather Alayne: Well, it's not a tub full of lime jello and ginger root, but you have to start small.


Jessica - Nov 05, 2004 10:43:47 am PST #6883 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Politics & chocolate in Bitches:

Nora: I am always punished though, because whenever I buy a Mounds, it's all dessicated and old. I guess my Mounds love is not shared by all.

Aimée: MOUNDS IS JOHN KERRY!


Beverly - Nov 05, 2004 1:54:28 pm PST #6884 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Catching up in Natter is fun--

tommyrot: I think there should be a fenced-off area, and on tax day everyone shows up and dumps what money they think is fair into a big pile. Then, when night falls, all the various city, county, state and federal government agencies show up and take whatever money they think they need.

shrift: Huh. I think I stuck my elbow in a donut. It's this kinky new thing I'm trying out.

Gud: No offense, but you need either better kinks or less free time.

shrift: You got a thing against a hard-working girl earning her living elbowing donuts? Huh?

Cindy: Yeah, because humans are so honest, and frugal.

tommyrot: Exactly. And any money left over can be used to research ways of protecting donuts from elbows.

Gud: Actually I'm a member of Donuts Unified against Molestation by Bodies, and we need a better acronym.

And then Healther put the icing on the cake with her tub full of lime jello and ginger root (ginger root?) comment.


Daisy Jane - Nov 06, 2004 9:09:43 am PST #6885 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Confession: Lime jello and ginger root came from an IM bit between me and FE that went something like.

FE: I don't want you to think I'm some sort of freak sitting naked in a tub of lime jello chewing on bits of ginger root.
ME: Why would that be...wait did you say lime jello? FREAK.


Deena - Nov 06, 2004 3:53:16 pm PST #6886 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

In BBaBB, ita provided a linked explanation of things.

Gus: ita's link is about things "tidy." We geekizoid nerds get all lumpy in the pants when attractive young ladies talk about things getting "tidy."

You would have to be a geek who was there...

Polter-Cow: Please never use that phrase again, as it does not specify front or back.


deborah grabien - Nov 07, 2004 8:56:09 am PST #6887 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Lexine in Bitches, making me very very happy as a mother of a grown daughter, on attending a local concert with her teenaged daughter. Slightly edited to remove the individual names she was responding to:

...we saw Kataclysm, Goatwhore, Macabre, Napalm Death, and Cannibal Corpse. Lovely names, eh? Like I said, I like the classic metal sound much better, but love live music of any kind. Macabre sucked, but the rest played well.

I have no idea how long this will last, so I'm taking advantage of every opportunity I have to share this with her. Who knows what my son will get into.

Mother and child, grooving to the stylings of death metal. Gotta love that.


Betsy HP - Nov 07, 2004 4:26:13 pm PST #6888 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Liese:

Once I realized there was a Sawyer/Sayid hoyay camp, the line, "I don't trust him...with you," takes on a whole new meaning. "I don't trust him...with you, because you and your non-matching-underclothes-wearing -self might steal him away from me and our sweet, sweet fusilage love. I know him but tenuously in these early days and do not yet know if his yay is only of the ho, or if he yays with all. And I'm thinking, all, because, look at him."


Theodosia - Nov 07, 2004 4:53:46 pm PST #6889 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Polter-Cow discusses 2001: A Space Odyssey in the Movies topic:

I liked the monkeys, and I liked HAL.
That should have been the whole movie. HAL mocking the monkeys. That would have ruled.