Willow: Yikes. Imagine the things...Buffy: No! Stop imagining! All of you! Xander: Already got the visual.

'Dirty Girls'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Beverly - Oct 19, 2004 8:33:59 pm PDT #6795 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Heather, bringing it home in Natter:

I love where I'm from. I love my culture. I love my accent. I love having a down to earth, beer in the back of the truck, above ground pool by the trailer with self-installed add-ons, watching football on Saturday while shelling peas family and upbringing.

You know what I don't love? The thought of my grandmother not being able to afford her medication for her hip or not being able to get to the hospital in Shreveport should something bad happen. I don't love the thought of my cousin not having a choice because she made a mistake when she was in a bad place. I don't love my dad's school having temporary buildings and not enough desks for students, and I don't love my step-dad having to lay off bus drivers because public transportation isn't as much as a priority as attracting businesses with tax breaks. I don't love that people may not be able to get to the jobs those businesses bring in, or if they do, they have to decide between that and decent housing.

Most of all, and I can't stress this enough, I don't love, in fact I can't stand, one might even say I hate being told how I or anyone else feels based on where I live.


Maria - Oct 19, 2004 8:44:27 pm PDT #6796 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

ita, in Natter:

My mother is crying right now, and she doesn't know why. But it's because her first-born daughter can't dress up as a girl for Halloween without hitting the malls.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 20, 2004 5:48:59 am PDT #6797 of 10000
What is even happening?

Gudanov: E doesn't seem to be bothered much by her cast, but is looking foward to having taken off in a week. L is still adorable, cute, and always getting in trouble. L's new favorite hobby is annoying his big sister.

brenda m: Pretty brave, when she's got a cast right there to bop him with. Or possibly E's big-sistering style is different than mine was.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 20, 2004 9:06:22 am PDT #6798 of 10000
What is even happening?

Calli: When my nephew was around four, my sister handed him an apple. He yelled, "Nooooooo!" and ran from the room. They'd covered The Fall in his Sunday school class that morning. Apparently it took a while to explain the difference between A fruit and The fruit to him.


Connie Neil - Oct 20, 2004 12:04:21 pm PDT #6799 of 10000
brillig

brenda m.

Thought of you when I saw this headline, MM:

U.N.: Robot use to surge sevenfold by 2007

I think they're on to you.

Miracleman

U.N.: Robot use to surge sevenfold by 2007

I saw that, too. But it turns out their talking about automation in manufacturing and whatnot.

You have to go to a different website to see the headline: "Evil Genius Mastermind Increases Undead, Robot Armies Tenfold by 2005. Global Domination Imminent. Neener."

JohnSweden

You have to go to a different website to see the headline: "Evil Genius Mastermind Increases Undead, Robot Armies Tenfold by 2005. Global Domination Imminent. Neener."

Ah. CNN.


deborah grabien - Oct 20, 2004 12:25:52 pm PDT #6800 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

connie beat me to the CNN part.

Ah, well. C'est la Wolf Blitzer.


§ ita § - Oct 20, 2004 2:09:07 pm PDT #6801 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

lori in Natter on Internet fame:

If it weren't for these Mars rovers, my entire vanity Google would consist of reprints of Dogs In Elk. As it is, Dogs in Elk accounts for 90%.


Betsy HP - Oct 20, 2004 2:29:15 pm PDT #6802 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Matt the Bruins Fan responding to a recent news event:

Well, I'm relieved to hear the officer wasn't harmed while electrocuting septagenarians in a nursing home. I can sleep peacefully tonight knowing that Officer McZappy is making the world safe from roving geriatric gangs.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 21, 2004 3:00:06 am PDT #6803 of 10000
What is even happening?

Liese: Ha. Look at me with the protesting and running, and the people doing my arguing for me, even when I wasn't. Yay Buffistas.


Trudy Booth - Oct 21, 2004 5:39:10 am PDT #6804 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Emily: I deduced that the Red Sox must have won when the screaming and honking began directly outside my bedroom window at about midnight. What the fuck is wrong with people, anyway? Houses mean people trying to sleep, assholes.