Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
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Gudanov: E doesn't seem to be bothered much by her cast, but is looking foward to having taken off in a week. L is still adorable, cute, and always getting in trouble. L's new favorite hobby is annoying his big sister.
brenda m: Pretty brave, when she's got a cast right there to bop him with. Or possibly E's big-sistering style is different than mine was.
Calli: When my nephew was around four, my sister handed him an apple. He yelled, "Nooooooo!" and ran from the room. They'd covered The Fall in his Sunday school class that morning. Apparently it took a while to explain the difference between A fruit and The fruit to him.
brenda m.
Thought of you when I saw this headline, MM:
U.N.: Robot use to surge sevenfold by 2007
I think they're on to you.
Miracleman
U.N.: Robot use to surge sevenfold by 2007
I saw that, too. But it turns out their talking about automation in manufacturing and whatnot.
You have to go to a different website to see the headline: "Evil Genius Mastermind Increases Undead, Robot Armies Tenfold by 2005. Global Domination Imminent. Neener."
JohnSweden
You have to go to a different website to see the headline: "Evil Genius Mastermind Increases Undead, Robot Armies Tenfold by 2005. Global Domination Imminent. Neener."
Ah. CNN.
connie beat me to the CNN part.
Ah, well. C'est la Wolf Blitzer.
lori in Natter on Internet fame:
If it weren't for these Mars rovers, my entire vanity Google would consist of reprints of Dogs In Elk. As it is, Dogs in Elk accounts for 90%.
Matt the Bruins Fan responding to a recent news event:
Well, I'm relieved to hear the officer wasn't harmed while electrocuting septagenarians in a nursing home. I can sleep peacefully tonight knowing that Officer McZappy is making the world safe from roving geriatric gangs.
Liese: Ha. Look at me with the protesting and running, and the people doing my arguing for me, even when I wasn't. Yay Buffistas.
Emily: I deduced that the Red Sox must have won when the screaming and honking began directly outside my bedroom window at about midnight. What the fuck is wrong with people, anyway? Houses mean people trying to sleep, assholes.
Baseball discussion in Natter turns to the Curse of the Bambino
ita: I'd ask what's a Bambino, but then someone might tell me, and I'd be forced to skim over the answer, because it's indubitably baseball.
(four posts explain Bambino)
Burrell: Poor ita. She may not have asked for an answer, but she sure got one. Er, I mean 4.
Kat: And this, Burrell, is the Curse of the Buffistas.
Lee, in Bitches:
This morning, we have replaced Lee's normal personality with new cranky forgetful bitch crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.