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But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?

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Pix - Oct 05, 2004 2:08:10 pm PDT #6714 of 10000

The status is NOT quo.

poor, poor amych in Bitches ('cause we've all had this day):

Work! Giant sparkly CLUSTERFUCK! Boss! Left town! Didn't turn over work due TWO MONTHS AGO until ON HER WAY TO AIRPORT! When turned over, files are FUCKED! And special shiny bonus, files are READ-ONLY! So not only can I not FIX THEM (which SHOULDN'T BE MY JOB) I couldn't even UPLOAD THEM (which she should've done herself) if they were perfect. ALSO!! Ongoing file conversion issues on multimedia files are BECAUSE SHE UPLOADED THE WRONG COPY!! And there was NEVER ANYTHING WRONG WITH THEM! But before leaving, she CALLED IN SOMEONE FROM CALIFORNIA to work on the NONEXISTENT SERVER PROBLEMS!!@!

(I go hit things now.)

Nutty - Oct 05, 2004 4:27:01 pm PDT #6715 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

In Movies:

ita: Jet Li, Morgan Freeman, Bob Hoskins.

Now, why didn't I think of that?

Jesse: Jet Li in a dog collar.

ita: No, that I've thought of.

Steph L. - Oct 05, 2004 4:51:59 pm PDT #6716 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

On the Edwards-Cheney debate:

Nutty: Actually, it's a little annoying, but I imagine it's the sort of thing that plays well on TV. (I am listening on public radio.)

KristinT: Nutty, you can replicate the TV experience.

Get a Ken doll and a troll doll. Set them next to each other. Listen.

Wolfram - Oct 05, 2004 5:59:46 pm PDT #6717 of 10000

Visilurking

More VP debate fun - about Cheney:

KristinT: All I can say is that if I had any question about who our real President has been these past four years, I don't now.

Cashmere: He and Karl Rove take turns sticking their hands up Dubya's puppet hole.

Kat - Oct 05, 2004 8:17:43 pm PDT #6718 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita made me snork in Lightbulbs:

The whitefont annoys me less than the blackfont on any given topic that annoys me.

billytea - Oct 06, 2004 5:09:21 am PDT #6719 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Natter:

tommyrot: Dammit, Prick Up Your Ears is on. It is one of the best movies ever.

Polter-Cow: That sounds like one fucked up porno.

Theodosia - Oct 06, 2004 5:21:57 am PDT #6720 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

JohnSweden on listening to the Buffista-Americans do a play-by-play on the Vice Presidential Debate:

So we all watched a flawed protagonist terrorized by a horrible undead monster. The protagonist ran around ineffectually and failed to save his friends and family while the monster destroyed and killed much that he held dear and brought the country to ruin.

I was at Shaun of the Dead. What were you guys watching?

Theodosia - Oct 06, 2004 5:30:07 am PDT #6721 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erikaj, on pessimism about the coming election:

I worry too. But I have to feel all "They can't take the sky from me," right now. Because if They win, I'll have forever to be depressed and must pace myself.

Trudy Booth - Oct 06, 2004 5:49:22 am PDT #6722 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

billytea: Dick Cheney, ladies and gentlemen. A heartbeat away from the Presidency, and a cheese fry away from God.

Frankenbuddha - Oct 06, 2004 8:03:09 am PDT #6723 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Cass in BITCHES:

Oh and highlight of the afternoon while talking to my mom: "Oh it could have been worse, like the duck necrophilia." And then having to explain the gay duck necrophilia.

Being a Buffista... It's not all glitter and tiaras...

The ensuing round of nostalgia for gay mallard snuff porn is pretty funny too

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