Just to keep it straight though.
Don't forget the walking part, that was my favorite.
Was me.
Joyce: You don't think it's too obvious? I think I look like I have a cat on my head. Buffy: But a very well groomed cat. Joyce: Well that's a comfort.
'Bring On The Night'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Thomash - Jun 29, 2004 9:54:06 pm PDT #6359 of 10000
I have a plan.
Theodosia - Jun 30, 2004 5:51:29 am PDT #6360 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I was wondering about that. It does sound like something that I might say.
Pix - Jun 30, 2004 6:26:30 am PDT #6361 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Topic!Cindy
It would be cool if there were a pre-minstrel syndrome (not the ucky blackface kind, the lyric poet/traveling musician kind), you know?
P.M. Marcontell
I performed with a commedia troupe by that name at a ren faire once. (Motto: "We're not quite period.")
DXMachina - Jun 30, 2004 9:36:44 am PDT #6362 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Joe Boucher, with the best excuse for losing a CD ever, in the music thread:
I think I'm the CD swap bottleneck. I received a package from erinaceous and was in the process of making a copy for msbelle when the door burst open and two jackbooted thugs--one male, one female--knocked me over and ripped the CD out of my computer. She tasered me while he graffitied my walls: "Dean Olsher sucks" and "The Next Big Thing is for subliterate morons" and "John Wayne's a fag" (the last eliciting a nasal "He is not!" from her, to which he responded, also nasally, "He is too, you boys! I went to Brentwood to install two-way mirrors and he came to the door in a dress." She roared with laughter, tasered me again and they did various scenes from Repo Man for the next fifteen minutes. They especially enjoyed the "What about our relationship?" scene, tasering me whether or not I gave the proper response, namely "Fuck that!"). They were disguised, but there was no mistaking the voices: I had just had my ass kicked by Ira Glass and Sarah Vowell. Who would want to admit to that? And I would have kept it quiet, but since I lost the CD along with my dignity and thereby screwed up the sacred Buffistamix flow I have decided to own up to my shame. Why should I be ashamed of getting caught in the crossfire of internecine PRI squabbling? I shouldn't... but getting one's assed kicked by Sarah Vowell is one thing, getting it kicked by Ira Glass is a whole 'nother level of embarassment.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 30, 2004 9:38:08 am PDT #6363 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
HA! That is the funniest thing I've read, maybe ever.
Kate P. - Jun 30, 2004 12:05:10 pm PDT #6364 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Heather Alayne in Music:
Ahhhhhh! Make it stop!!! If you get me earwormed with that, I'll beat you like I was a nationally syndicated public radio show host!
Vortex - Jul 01, 2004 5:30:43 am PDT #6365 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Heather, on a roll in Quotable Angel
Sure. You could give Connie your votes, but I think if you look at her record, you'll see that she's weak on Cordy's tactless quotes, and doesn't have a feel for the nuance of Wesley quotes. I think we need a good Best Angel Quote, a strong Best Angel Quote. And I think, that if you give me your votes, together, we can do that.
Polter-Cow - Jul 01, 2004 6:15:02 am PDT #6366 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Discussing dumbly named holidays in Natter:
bon bon: coming this July... July!
tommyrot: "In a world... where June was over...."
Daisy Jane - Jul 01, 2004 7:01:31 am PDT #6367 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Oh dear. Vortex, could you change the fell to feel, and I'mma go back and do that to my post.
Calli - Jul 01, 2004 10:34:11 am PDT #6368 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Summing up a big part of why I hate Faulkner --
Fred Pete: Which is longer, a sentence or a page?
Try again, Mr. Faulkner.