Brenda M in Bitches:
ION, the dog chewed up a bath bomb.
This was discovered via her suspiciously fragrant breath.
Still cleaning diet coke off the screen.
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Brenda M in Bitches:
ION, the dog chewed up a bath bomb.
This was discovered via her suspiciously fragrant breath.
Still cleaning diet coke off the screen.
Holli, in Natter, with all the context required:
Now I'm envisioning Zombie Douglas Adams. "Towellllllssss..."
In The Jossverse In Other Media:
Theodosia: Turning to diamond strikes me as a dubious superpower.
Hec: Not if you're fighting The Glass Baron!
In Spoilers, random speculations:
Victor: Spike could be Joss' Jay & Silent Bob!
Amych: Fine, but why did he have to be Jay?
Jessica in Movies
Dude, I am SO pitching a "Moore and Hitchens run from Killer Frost" reality show next fall. (The frost will be played by Ann Coulter.)
Tommyrot:
The first time I went to The Mall of America, I was all prepared to make fun of it. But once I got there, I couldn't do it. I was just overwhelmed. I wanted to say to the mall's creators, "OK, you win. You and your followers are obviously far more powerfull than me and others like me."
Jessica, in Movies:
Aimee, it is a well-known scientific fact that natural disasters in action movies approach at a maxmum speed of 99% of however fast the stars are running away from it.
Discussion in movies about a stupid anti-plot twist article. Fun begins with...
Jessica: No, no, you're missing the point -- plot twists are bad.
Sean K: What, he wants all filmmakers to be Ernest Hemmingway?
"The hero walked down the hall toward the door. He lifted his right hand and turned the handle. He pushed the door open. There were no surprises on the other side of the door."
Jessica: Yeah! Now that's a story I can get emotionally involved in!
JohnSweden: Nice crisp prose, too.
tommyrot: I don't know... I was getting kinda freaked out for a while, wondering if the door would open or if there were any surprises behind the door. The story really should have mentioned the lack of surprises and the opening of the door first.
Thomash: Don't forget the walking part, that was my favorite.
Aimée: Personally, I like how he walked with NO expectations of anything happening.
Damn, that's Fellini-esque film right there.
tommyrot: Kinda like Beckett too.
bon bon: There are no surprises in this post.
hayden: (falling out of chair in shock)
Just to keep it straight though.
Don't forget the walking part, that was my favorite.
Was me.
I was wondering about that. It does sound like something that I might say.