But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?

Fred ,'Smile Time'


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DXMachina - Jun 23, 2004 11:36:08 am PDT #6342 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Minearverse:

Allyson: Trying to think of another movie where the heroine or female lead is forced to wear something ridiculous and then spend the rest of the flick having to fight in heels and a dress.

Betsy: Some Like It Hot.


Jessica - Jun 23, 2004 4:55:40 pm PDT #6343 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Deb, in F2F. Context be damned:

I've not only eaten tapenade without the capers - which by the way can kill me - I've made tapenade without capers.

And it was, though I say so myself, tapenade. Damned good tapenade, too.

And if some guy named Anatole in Villefranche-sur-Mer wants to dis my caperless yet nonfatal tapenade because the essence of tapenade is surely the capers?

He can baiser mon cul.

Damn it. I'm still arguing about fucking sandwich zen.


Nilly - Jun 24, 2004 9:56:36 am PDT #6344 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

Aimée: DX!!
I had a dream last night that I attended a lecture that was being given by you on strawberry-flavored mitochondria.

DXMachina: Now that's just silly. Everyone knows mitochondria taste of vanilla.


Katie M - Jun 25, 2004 7:39:01 am PDT #6345 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Trudy, in Natter, RE Seth Green:

he's probably talking about that gigantic fat chimp lady to HIS online friends RIGHT NOW. I do not care in the least.


JenP - Jun 25, 2004 9:58:23 am PDT #6346 of 10000

amych in Natter:

My very favorite bookstore customer was the one who walked up to the counter, cutting in front of several people in line, and yelled, "ORCHID THIEF!"... to which of course the only possible reply was "how dare you accuse me of such a thing?"


SailAweigh - Jun 25, 2004 8:43:26 pm PDT #6347 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Not-even-faint-praise by Gus in Minearverse:

Crichton is Stephen King, with a metric ruler.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 26, 2004 1:41:12 am PDT #6348 of 10000
What is even happening?

deb: Line in my official bio says it all:

She's spent a lot of time in the company of musicians of a rather less traditional character than her protagonist Ringan Laine, but has no intention of going into detail, because she doesn't want them coming after her with machetes or lawyers.


sj - Jun 26, 2004 7:09:54 pm PDT #6349 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

In Buffista Fic:

erikaj: Thursday100 is having the worst drabble challenge evah this week. A story that is one hundred word sentence, grammatical and exact. Why? And I think it can't be done, either. And ew. Signed, short, choppy sentences' bitch. (resignedly dusting semicolon.)

NovaChild: Well, Erika, you do raise a good point about the intense difficulty of constructing sentences of such an absurdedly high word count, especially if the labyrinthine sentence is required to tell a compelling story; however, I do believe (nay, I KNOW) that it is possible, perhaps not even especially difficult, to construct such a montrosity of a sentence so long as the writer is not especially interested in maintaining the interest of his or her glorious readers for an extended period, and is capable of using hundreds of scintillatingly lusciously luxurious adjectives and equally attractive adverbs with every conceivable noun.


DCJensen - Jun 27, 2004 12:04:14 pm PDT #6350 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

ita, in Bitches:

I've been cute. I probably will be cute again.

As long as I still get to punch people's faces in, I suppose that's fine.


Astarte - Jun 27, 2004 8:26:21 pm PDT #6351 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Brenda M in Bitches:

ION, the dog chewed up a bath bomb.

This was discovered via her suspiciously fragrant breath.

Still cleaning diet coke off the screen.