Fay in Bitches:
Excessive profanity? Wouldn't dream of...oh, hang on, who the fuck am I trying to fool?
I'm fucking swearing my fucking bollocks off right now, you cunt, and it's fucking great!
eyes horrified thread sheepishly. smiles.
Did I mention that I have a very big straw hat, covered with flowers? And that I drink tea?
bats eyelashes
Honestly, it's far less offensive when you factor in the English accent, fuckers.
brenda m:
How come nobody told me about the Peanut Butter Oreos?
And why won't somebody take them away from me?
tommyrot on Proyas' assessment of his new film I, Robot:
"It's the most faithful cinematic reworking of Asimov's stories to date, true to the spirit and ideas, yet reenvisioned."
It might be more accurate to say:
"It's the most reenvisioned cinematic reworking of Asimov's stories to date, reenvisioning the spirit and ideas, yet reenvisioned."
Or maybe:
"It's reenvisioned."
Billytea,
in
Natter:
Meanwhile, I came aceross this gorgeous headline:
Bruce Springsteen invited to rock against Bush
There's more than one mental image accompanying that. He's sucking his thumb in one of 'em.
In Minearverse:
Allyson:
Trying to think of another movie where the heroine or female lead is forced to wear something ridiculous and then spend the rest of the flick having to fight in heels and a dress.
Betsy:
Some Like It Hot.
Deb, in F2F. Context be damned:
I've not only eaten tapenade without the capers - which by the way can kill me - I've made tapenade without capers.
And it was, though I say so myself, tapenade. Damned good tapenade, too.
And if some guy named Anatole in Villefranche-sur-Mer wants to dis my caperless yet nonfatal tapenade because the essence of tapenade is surely the capers?
He can baiser mon cul.
Damn it. I'm still arguing about fucking sandwich zen.
Trudy, in Natter, RE Seth Green:
he's probably talking about that gigantic fat chimp lady to HIS online friends RIGHT NOW. I do not care in the least.
Not-even-faint-praise by Gus in Minearverse:
Crichton is Stephen King, with a metric ruler.