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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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ChiKat - Jun 22, 2004 9:34:04 am PDT #6338 of 10000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Fay in Bitches:

Excessive profanity? Wouldn't dream of...oh, hang on, who the fuck am I trying to fool?

I'm fucking swearing my fucking bollocks off right now, you cunt, and it's fucking great!

eyes horrified thread sheepishly. smiles.

Did I mention that I have a very big straw hat, covered with flowers? And that I drink tea?

bats eyelashes

Honestly, it's far less offensive when you factor in the English accent, fuckers.

Trudy Booth - Jun 22, 2004 5:24:12 pm PDT #6339 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

brenda m: How come nobody told me about the Peanut Butter Oreos?

And why won't somebody take them away from me?

Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2004 10:31:05 am PDT #6340 of 10000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

tommyrot on Proyas' assessment of his new film I, Robot:

"It's the most faithful cinematic reworking of Asimov's stories to date, true to the spirit and ideas, yet reenvisioned."

It might be more accurate to say:

"It's the most reenvisioned cinematic reworking of Asimov's stories to date, reenvisioning the spirit and ideas, yet reenvisioned."

Or maybe:

"It's reenvisioned."

Lilty Cash - Jun 23, 2004 10:38:31 am PDT #6341 of 10000

"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Billytea, in Natter:

Meanwhile, I came aceross this gorgeous headline:

Bruce Springsteen invited to rock against Bush

There's more than one mental image accompanying that. He's sucking his thumb in one of 'em.

DXMachina - Jun 23, 2004 11:36:08 am PDT #6342 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Minearverse:

Allyson: Trying to think of another movie where the heroine or female lead is forced to wear something ridiculous and then spend the rest of the flick having to fight in heels and a dress.

Betsy: Some Like It Hot.

Jessica - Jun 23, 2004 4:55:40 pm PDT #6343 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Deb, in F2F. Context be damned:

I've not only eaten tapenade without the capers - which by the way can kill me - I've made tapenade without capers.

And it was, though I say so myself, tapenade. Damned good tapenade, too.

And if some guy named Anatole in Villefranche-sur-Mer wants to dis my caperless yet nonfatal tapenade because the essence of tapenade is surely the capers?

He can baiser mon cul.

Damn it. I'm still arguing about fucking sandwich zen.

Nilly - Jun 24, 2004 9:56:36 am PDT #6344 of 10000

Swouncing

Natter:

Aimée: DX!!
I had a dream last night that I attended a lecture that was being given by you on strawberry-flavored mitochondria.

DXMachina: Now that's just silly. Everyone knows mitochondria taste of vanilla.

Katie M - Jun 25, 2004 7:39:01 am PDT #6345 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Trudy, in Natter, RE Seth Green:

he's probably talking about that gigantic fat chimp lady to HIS online friends RIGHT NOW. I do not care in the least.

JenP - Jun 25, 2004 9:58:23 am PDT #6346 of 10000

amych in Natter:

My very favorite bookstore customer was the one who walked up to the counter, cutting in front of several people in line, and yelled, "ORCHID THIEF!"... to which of course the only possible reply was "how dare you accuse me of such a thing?"

SailAweigh - Jun 25, 2004 8:43:26 pm PDT #6347 of 10000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Not-even-faint-praise by Gus in Minearverse:

Crichton is Stephen King, with a metric ruler.

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