Willow ,'Storyteller'
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It's a big COMM day for P-C...
Polter-Cow
on a ~ma map:
And every morning, Gus would deliver the Buffista weather:
"And it looks like we've got an exam-ma front heading west toward L.A. Must be finals. Denver should expect heavy showers all week due to the concentrated ~ma coming from the other direction. And finally, everyone on the east coast, watch out! Cause there's some strong Green Lantern anti-ma shuttling across the continent."
t natter Oh my. I am so taking notes from both Polter-Cow's mother, and Hil's, too. I suddenly find myself wondering about the emoticon for a standing ovation.
Ginger in Natter:
Okay, I have a chicken-fucking story.
[The story is not even needed, frankly. Just that sentence made me spit COMM.]
ita finds le mot juste in Bureaucracy:
As currently implemented, the code hits a MySQL bug which means we eat CPU cycles like Buffista F2Fers on a candy necklace.
Aimee enjoys her wifely position:
Poor MM.
MM is sad.
MM is sad cause his secret celebrity wife, Alison Janney, got engaged this past week to a man much younger than her and about MM's age.
MM is angry and is sad.
MM loves Alison and is bereft she has 2 timed him.
MM will be teased A LOT this weekend.
Poor sad MM.
Catching up in Literary from a couple days ago:
Calli: "And a little couch bondage sex never hurts a book in my eyes (unless you're lying on said book at the time). "
When worlds collide. Emily, in natter:
Hey, you know, the proportion of height to width of Hello Kitty's head seems to be quite close to the Golden Mean.
Natter
Gloomcookie: peeks into thread from behind Trudy's skirt
billytea: Awww, so cute! And you misspelled 'under'.
GC: Trudes was protecting me from the scary numbers.
billytea: Is that what she told you? Well, she's nothing if not inventive. "Solar eclipse! Quick, you'll be safe under my skirt."
hayden:
Let's have the people see the evil they've sort-of elected without [the] gibbering man-boy's aw-shucks-I'm-just-folks face.
On Natter
Aurelia: I may not completely comprehend the math, but it makes more sense to me than comic book heroes I've never heard of and chicken fucking.