I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


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Ginger - Apr 26, 2004 9:56:24 am PDT #6016 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In Movies

Katie M: Speaking as a fan of tough spoiler rules, I really think that when you're whitefonting the Iliad things have gone too far.


Kate P. - Apr 26, 2004 10:05:00 am PDT #6017 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In Movies:

Dana:

Can you spoil the Trojan War?

DXMachina:

Only if you've kept it in your wallet too long.


Theodosia - Apr 26, 2004 11:17:40 am PDT #6018 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Continuing the same thread:

Frankenbuddha :

psst! The Trojan Horse was a sled.

Fred Pete:

Didn't Robert Redford whisper to the Trojan Horse?

DXMachina:

"We'll build this giant rabbit, see..."


Toddson - Apr 26, 2004 12:13:55 pm PDT #6019 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

tommyrot in Natter:

Who got fed to the lions?

Edit: St. Friskies?


JenP - Apr 26, 2004 6:33:44 pm PDT #6020 of 10000

They were all funny, but I just love this one ...

Rayne in Natter:

Cat Haiku 2

The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.


Ginger - Apr 26, 2004 6:55:54 pm PDT #6021 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Testicle-eating Natter:

ita: Why bother tossing the testicles?

Trudy Booth: distance event?


Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2004 5:55:48 am PDT #6022 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

In Canadians re: current Angel

Sue: I think he remembers. But his normal upbringing has soften the homicidal kinks. It's a nature/nuture thing, really.


Dana - Apr 27, 2004 7:15:07 am PDT #6023 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

ita, in Natter:

I have a fictional relationship question:

There's always a cooling-off period after a breakup, yeah, one where there's a moratorium on meaningless rebound sex? Also, you're not allowed to have sex on a break, right?

From the POV of the other party, I mean.

Do we ever get to see someone go "Yeah, I can see how what I did hurt you and made you seek solace in COCK. We should talk about that."?


Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2004 7:20:20 am PDT #6024 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Calli: Mostly I'd like to be able to ID different raptors, above and beyond "turkey vulture" and "something cooler than a turkey vulture".

billytea: The problem here is that it presupposes that there are things cooler than a turkey vulture.


Rayne - Apr 27, 2004 7:54:13 am PDT #6025 of 10000
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire

In Minearverse:

Kristen: Though it would seem all pennies should be suspect, regardless of their physical orientation.

Betsy HP: I love my dead gay penny.