They were all funny, but I just love this one ...
Rayne in Natter:
Cat Haiku 2
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
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JenP - Apr 26, 2004 6:33:44 pm PDT #6020 of 10000
Ginger - Apr 26, 2004 6:55:54 pm PDT #6021 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Testicle-eating Natter:
ita: Why bother tossing the testicles?
Trudy Booth: distance event?
Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2004 5:55:48 am PDT #6022 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
In Canadians re: current Angel
Sue: I think he remembers. But his normal upbringing has soften the homicidal kinks. It's a nature/nuture thing, really.
Dana - Apr 27, 2004 7:15:07 am PDT #6023 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
ita, in Natter:
I have a fictional relationship question:
There's always a cooling-off period after a breakup, yeah, one where there's a moratorium on meaningless rebound sex? Also, you're not allowed to have sex on a break, right?
From the POV of the other party, I mean.
Do we ever get to see someone go "Yeah, I can see how what I did hurt you and made you seek solace in COCK. We should talk about that."?
Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2004 7:20:20 am PDT #6024 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Calli: Mostly I'd like to be able to ID different raptors, above and beyond "turkey vulture" and "something cooler than a turkey vulture".
billytea: The problem here is that it presupposes that there are things cooler than a turkey vulture.
Rayne - Apr 27, 2004 7:54:13 am PDT #6025 of 10000
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire
In Minearverse:
Kristen: Though it would seem all pennies should be suspect, regardless of their physical orientation.
Betsy HP: I love my dead gay penny.
Astarte - Apr 27, 2004 9:13:25 am PDT #6026 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Cashmere on the one of the joys of new motherhood...
It's nearly time to nurse again. Moo.
Polter-Cow - Apr 27, 2004 12:56:16 pm PDT #6027 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
JohnSweden, in Movies, quoting sumi:
it looks like he's (Troy) is getting pasted by Agammemnon.
They made Troy a character? That's a bit of adaptation that I think more than just the classics geeks will object to.
Sue - Apr 27, 2004 1:41:39 pm PDT #6028 of 10000
hip deep in pie
And Aimee hits it out of the park:
"Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from other Greek classics such as Medea, The Oddessy and The True Story of Jackie O."
deborah grabien - Apr 27, 2004 2:12:51 pm PDT #6029 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
"Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from other Greek classics such as Medea, The Oddessy and The True Story of Jackie O."
BWAH!
OK, that's not COMM. That's Choke To Death on My Own Lunch level funny.