I got stupid. The money was too good.

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jon B. - Mar 14, 2004 9:52:17 am PST #5638 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I hate to give KristinT a big head (two COMMed posts in her first weekend?!), but this cracked me up:

I was born in the early to mid 70's (it was a long labor)


Gus - Mar 14, 2004 1:15:29 pm PST #5639 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Tim, on rejected titles...

Well, for instance, we were working on a story called "Kitten Cozy" that was, for some time, called "Wet..." Um. Nevermind. It was REALLY close to the earth, though.


DXMachina - Mar 14, 2004 1:48:49 pm PST #5640 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Slightly spoilery for Wonderfalls in Minearverse:

Kat Perez: I just realized that the monkey did not have a French accent? What's up with that? All monkeys are French. It's cannon.

Tim Minear: You have no idea how hard the monkey worked to lose his accent, kat. I didn't have the heart.


Elena - Mar 14, 2004 4:14:01 pm PST #5641 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

In Minearverse -

Betsy

You know, if I weren't one of us, I would be disturbed by me.


Theodosia - Mar 14, 2004 5:34:49 pm PST #5642 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jesse:

I've decided not to look at the world head on anymore. Life is so much more interesting out of the corner of my eye. For example, over the past week, I've seen both Marianne Jean-Baptiste and Thom Memfault from Queer Eye out of the corner of my eye. Of course, I turn my head, and it's not them. So I'm going to stop turning my head.


Fred Pete - Mar 15, 2004 7:05:20 am PST #5643 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Buffistas being Buffistas:

shrift: "What would happen if the big giant T mated with the giant fucking Q?"

amych: giant alphabet slash?


Strix - Mar 15, 2004 8:13:10 am PST #5644 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Erikaj, from Bitches:

Most people I know still think my netfriends=weird. But my mother was converted by the f2f and Jilli. She is fascinated by all things PerkyGoth. "Do they make bat bathing suits?" and stuff like that.


Theodosia - Mar 15, 2004 11:27:27 am PST #5645 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

amych, characterizing the Spork.

The bisexuals of the cutlery world.

KristinT:

I've always thought so. They're so cute and indecisive with their pointy parts.


Theodosia - Mar 15, 2004 12:41:05 pm PST #5646 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cashmere:

I swear like truck drivers raised by pirates. I'm always amazed at the teevee characters that don't.


amych - Mar 15, 2004 1:28:19 pm PST #5647 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

To be fair, my characterization of the spork above was quoting someone (Trudy, maybe?) in the BRQG.

It's, like, recursive COMM-ing.