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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Mar 14, 2004 5:34:49 pm PST #5642 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jesse:

I've decided not to look at the world head on anymore. Life is so much more interesting out of the corner of my eye. For example, over the past week, I've seen both Marianne Jean-Baptiste and Thom Memfault from Queer Eye out of the corner of my eye. Of course, I turn my head, and it's not them. So I'm going to stop turning my head.

Fred Pete - Mar 15, 2004 7:05:20 am PST #5643 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Buffistas being Buffistas:

shrift: "What would happen if the big giant T mated with the giant fucking Q?"

amych: giant alphabet slash?

Strix - Mar 15, 2004 8:13:10 am PST #5644 of 10000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Erikaj, from Bitches:

Most people I know still think my netfriends=weird. But my mother was converted by the f2f and Jilli. She is fascinated by all things PerkyGoth. "Do they make bat bathing suits?" and stuff like that.

Theodosia - Mar 15, 2004 11:27:27 am PST #5645 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

amych, characterizing the Spork.

The bisexuals of the cutlery world.

KristinT:

I've always thought so. They're so cute and indecisive with their pointy parts.

Theodosia - Mar 15, 2004 12:41:05 pm PST #5646 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cashmere:

I swear like truck drivers raised by pirates. I'm always amazed at the teevee characters that don't.

amych - Mar 15, 2004 1:28:19 pm PST #5647 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

To be fair, my characterization of the spork above was quoting someone (Trudy, maybe?) in the BRQG.

It's, like, recursive COMM-ing.

Skyzy - Mar 15, 2004 1:41:47 pm PST #5648 of 10000

I don't think I'm posting this right with pretty format but it's worth a shot (emphasis mine):

Ginger:

Stuckeys was one of the first chains to be located along interstates, so people venturing for the first time to the wilds of Florida would stop at Stuckeys to use the bathroom and to buy pecan rolls, which are basically divinity rolled in pecans.

Miricleman:

divinity rolled in pecans

Baby Jesus rolls?

DavidS:

Baby Jesus rolls?

Only if you start him at the top of a hill.

ETA to correct all the formatting to make it pretty (OCD? Why, yes!)

DavidS - Mar 15, 2004 1:51:00 pm PST #5649 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The lurkers support me in COMM!

Connie Neil - Mar 15, 2004 1:54:18 pm PST #5650 of 10000

brillig

Bitches:

amyparker: Gertrude (Jekyll) and Abraham (Darby) are two of the roses in the beds nearest the house. They make up for their unbelievably yummy flowers by having nasty, nasty thorns; no matter how carefully I glove up, I get scratched up good.

Erin: You'd have thorns, too, if people kept shoving manure on your feet.

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 15, 2004 1:59:43 pm PST #5651 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

JessPMoon in The Minearverse:

Lots of younger teens are still watching TV at 9. 10 pm shows have much more relaxed standards. [insert Fox News crack here]

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