'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
making me love him more and more...
Gus: I know the feminine traits thing is over. I still need to say: It is all apophenia. People see patterns that do not exist. A fabulist needs to have a grasp on what will interact with the perceived patterns. Too far off pattern, without acknowledgment? No one will buy it.
There. I feel ever so much better.
Trudy in Natter:
From the FAQ: The Standard female REALDOLL is $5999.00. The Male Realdoll is $6999.00.
So that's what it's worth.
Nutty in Firefly:
When in doubt, choose Freaky Unseen Boogeyman every time. He could still be wearing a beret, but you won't know it.
Matt the Bruins fan: Dude, you're an actuary. Wearing a loudly-colored tie to work could make that office suddenly go quiet.
tommyrot: We're killing a Natter thread by talking about Buffy?
JessPMoon: It's all the same. The monks made the Natter thread out of the Buffy thread.
Ginger in Minearverse, speaking from bitter experience RE a whole bunch of laudatory reviews of Wonderfalls:
Boy, those reviews are going to look great on the 13-episode DVD package.
Tim, in Minearverse:
Possible spoilers in the linked article, I guess. I mean, it didn't spoil it for me, but then I wrote the episode it's referring to.
Cass: (WTF is a "covertible" like I first typed? Stealthy topless car I am thinking...)
DXMachina: Hi, Laura! Have fun with the touch screens.
billytea: Yeah, but not too much fun. Other people have to touch them too, y'know.
Natter:
scrappy: York is an abomination in the face of the Junior, the one true mint.
DXMachina:
Here is the candy of our discontent,
Inglorious bummer is this mint of York.