Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Mar 09, 2004 4:52:02 am PST #5585 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass: (WTF is a "covertible" like I first typed? Stealthy topless car I am thinking...)


Trudy Booth - Mar 09, 2004 4:57:38 am PST #5586 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DXMachina: Hi, Laura! Have fun with the touch screens.

billytea: Yeah, but not too much fun. Other people have to touch them too, y'know.


juliana - Mar 09, 2004 5:05:30 am PST #5587 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Natter:

scrappy: York is an abomination in the face of the Junior, the one true mint.

DXMachina:
Here is the candy of our discontent,
Inglorious bummer is this mint of York.


Trudy Booth - Mar 09, 2004 5:54:25 am PST #5588 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jess PMoon: (I scanned my shirt. I'm such a geek.)


Gandalfe - Mar 09, 2004 8:34:29 am PST #5589 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

In Angel, spoiler free!

Me: I believe that writing (partially overheard conversations) is known as "doing a Three's Company," since that was the basis of 90% of their episodes.

Matt the Bruins: OMG! Mr. Roper is the Big Bad!


Theodosia - Mar 09, 2004 8:57:34 am PST #5590 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily:

After a drunken evening of free-association, I now read "lol" as "languidly oculated Latvians". This makes the Internet a mysterious and complicated place.

Betsy HP:

I like this. ROTFL now means Rotating Osculating Titillating Flagrant Latvians.

Emily:

Wow. Those are some promiscuous Latvians. Mine are just lazy and have eyes or eye-like attributes.


Nilly - Mar 09, 2004 9:12:50 am PST #5591 of 10000
Swouncing

Making math sexy again (or sex mathy, I'm not sure which):

Betsy: And I'm not sure we can come up with a million distinct fantasies.
Emily: You'd have to do, like, "30,206: 30,205, only with brown eyes this time. 30,207: 30,206, except with a slightly smaller nose." You could probably do it. It's like how there are infinitely many Turing machines to perform any one algorithm.


Trudy Booth - Mar 09, 2004 4:03:56 pm PST #5592 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tim Minear: Can anyone else tell I don't have any scripts due and that I'm waiting for notes on my "Moon" outline?

Laura: Do you recall what that being able to breathe thing felt like?

Tim Minear: What are you talking about? I'm waiting for notes. I'm not breathing, I'm growing a tumor.


deborah grabien - Mar 09, 2004 4:27:59 pm PST #5593 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Tim Minear: What are you talking about? I'm waiting for notes. I'm not breathing, I'm growing a tumor.

And writers the world over nod hard enough to make their ears fall off....


erikaj - Mar 09, 2004 4:51:23 pm PST #5594 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Wrod.