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On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'

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Kalshane - Mar 02, 2004 7:06:10 pm PST #5546 of 10000

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Kristen displays her (ab)use of power in the Minearverse thread:

Tim Minear: msbelle, that is a great idea! I'm passing it along to Sandy Grushow now.

Oh, wait, uh, or whoever is in charge now.

Kristen: Gail Berman. You want her home number?

Tim Minear: Back away from the Network President's home phone number... nothing to see here. Move along.

Kristen: I would like to state for the record that I have never actually called a network president, except when authorized by my former employer.

Any pizzas that Sandy Grushow may or may not have received in December of 2002 were merely a fluke coincidence.

Allyson: Pizzas? I sent Reavers. Hence, his leaving.

victor infante: And for those of you who DIDN'T think Kristen was the most dangerous woman in Hollywood...

Kristen: Hey, I didn't run over Ben Affleck the other day. Though it was tempting.

Anne W. - Mar 03, 2004 12:30:35 am PST #5547 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

In Natter:

Jesse: Hey you guys -- Lori found water on Mars!! Cool.

DX: What? The tap didn't work?

Calli - Mar 03, 2004 7:33:45 am PST #5548 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Non-spoilery, in the Firefly thread:

Anne W.: This is a case where "Trust in Joss and Tremble in Fear before Tim" is all I need to know.

Trudy Booth - Mar 03, 2004 9:23:42 am PST #5549 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L: I'm a scone ho.

DavidS - Mar 03, 2004 6:05:24 pm PST #5550 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Minearverse. Political Economy. Ferrets.

Typo Boy: Heinlein makes it clear that business (and family) are the source of all that is good in the worlds; politics is a dirty business that may be neccesary, but should never be encouraged. It is an idea that I consider insane, but I think it is too much at the core of what makes Moon a great book to change.

Ferret Liberation Osomething: We always saw it as the power of the individual over group mentality with a bias towards meritocracy (with admittedly Mary Sue/Stus galore), but we were impressionable kits at the time and may need to go back and revisit the book once we finish 'How to Be Evil Overlords for Fun & Profit'. We admit a certain bias towards taking over from an existing heirarchy. Also - throwing large rocks! How cool is throwing large rocks from space!

Amych: TB, you realize you're arguing political economy with a pack of ferrets bent on world domination, yes?

FLO: We're fixed. Leave us to our simple pleasures.

§ ita § - Mar 03, 2004 6:41:00 pm PST #5551 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tim, in his thread:

Ayn Rand could DANCE like a motherfucker.

Kristen - Mar 03, 2004 6:45:57 pm PST #5552 of 10000

The Ferrets:

Can you build a Death Ray with a vibrator? We've always wanted a Death Ray.

ita:

I'm pretty sure you can make a Little Death Ray with one.

Consuela - Mar 03, 2004 6:47:19 pm PST #5553 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Curse you, wee Kristen!

t stomps off, frustrated

amych - Mar 03, 2004 6:47:28 pm PST #5554 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You know how sometimes you just want to COMM a whole thread? Start here: victor infante "The Minearverse: YExpirationDateMV" Mar 3, 2004 8:21:32 pm PST

amych - Mar 03, 2004 6:50:34 pm PST #5555 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And because the Minearverse is big with the zing tonight:

Tim: Joss?

DX: Big guy, pretty clever, shame about the montages.

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