PM Marcontell: Back. It's, shock of all shocks, cold and wet. And I flew over my house. And Alaska has misplaced my bags. And my husband cut his hair really short. I feel peculiar, like I've flown into some AU Seattle.

Pete, Husband Of Reason: Oh Plei, I'm sorry to hear about your bags. Bloody Alaska.

An AU Seattle? Nonsense, never happen. Sit down and have a refreshing beverage from those favorites of the coffee elite - Starbucks. Mmm, yum. Taste the quality. Pay no attention to the pod under your desk...

Kalshane, in Angel 4:

Mulder had a cellphone big enough to club baby seals with (note I do not endorse said activity, nor intend to imply that Mulder and/or David Duchovny had a stint as a baby seal-clubber in the 80's or any other decade.)

Connie Neil in Angel 4:

Drusilla would be so happy on Sesame Street--until she killed them all.

Madrigal in Bitches:

Okay, skipped like crazy, but that Dave Sim article was just that crazy. So according to him, a woman is just a castrated man with cramps. Um, I think he got the definition of woman confused with the definition of Kenneth Starr.

Thessaly in the Minearverse:

Ah, but we use pure Essential Mock Oil! Otherwise the solvents aggravate my allergies. And a bottle lasts for months, too.

Nutty makes my skin crawl, and makes me laugh at the same time, in Minearverse:

I have my own dark vision of what a cow creamer is. I come not from a land of charming tchotchkes; therefore, I take the description literally. It's got just that proper Upton Sinclair verve to it.

victor infante, in the Minearverse:

I have this love-hate relationship with FOX. The other night, I realized they've owned, aired or produced all of my favorite fiction-based TV shows of the past few years: Buffy, Angel, The Tick, X-Files, Firefly, and so on. PRetty much every one of the few shows I've gotten deeply hooked on, except "Queer as Folk." On the other hand, well... the negative's speak for themselves.

Silliness in Minearville:

The Ferret Liberation Organization: We're mustildae, not writers.

Steph L.:Holy crap! This explains so much! Are you writers for Charmed?

Noise Design:

Pedophilia before 8am, yep, it's morning with the Buffistas.

In Natter:

Sean: Also, it should be noted that the order of succession list is not a promotion roster. If the President dies, and the Veep takes over, He goes through some process to get a replacement Veep. The list of succession is just who takes over if everyone above him dies. In order for the Secretary of Education Rod Paige to become President, all the other people before him on the list would have to be dead.

Billytea: Oh, and he knows it too, deep in his bitter, shrivelled heart.