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Does anybody else miss the Mayor? 'I just want to be a big snake.'

Xander ,'End of Days'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Trudy Booth - Feb 23, 2004 6:42:09 pm PST #5491 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

PM Marcontell: Back. It's, shock of all shocks, cold and wet. And I flew over my house. And Alaska has misplaced my bags. And my husband cut his hair really short. I feel peculiar, like I've flown into some AU Seattle.

Pete, Husband Of Reason: Oh Plei, I'm sorry to hear about your bags. Bloody Alaska.

An AU Seattle? Nonsense, never happen. Sit down and have a refreshing beverage from those favorites of the coffee elite - Starbucks. Mmm, yum. Taste the quality. Pay no attention to the pod under your desk...

Lyra Jane - Feb 24, 2004 7:44:18 am PST #5492 of 10000

Up with the sun

Kalshane, in Angel 4:

Mulder had a cellphone big enough to club baby seals with (note I do not endorse said activity, nor intend to imply that Mulder and/or David Duchovny had a stint as a baby seal-clubber in the 80's or any other decade.)

Maytree - Feb 24, 2004 9:04:36 am PST #5493 of 10000

I try to love my neighbor as myself. Unfortunately, I have a lot of self-loathing.

Connie Neil in Angel 4:

Drusilla would be so happy on Sesame Street--until she killed them all.

Astarte - Feb 24, 2004 12:51:02 pm PST #5494 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Madrigal in Bitches:

Okay, skipped like crazy, but that Dave Sim article was just that crazy. So according to him, a woman is just a castrated man with cramps. Um, I think he got the definition of woman confused with the definition of Kenneth Starr.

sj - Feb 24, 2004 3:18:55 pm PST #5495 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thessaly in the Minearverse:

Ah, but we use pure Essential Mock Oil! Otherwise the solvents aggravate my allergies. And a bottle lasts for months, too.

Jon B. - Feb 25, 2004 5:31:36 am PST #5496 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Nutty makes my skin crawl, and makes me laugh at the same time, in Minearverse:

I have my own dark vision of what a cow creamer is. I come not from a land of charming tchotchkes; therefore, I take the description literally. It's got just that proper Upton Sinclair verve to it.

Theodosia - Feb 25, 2004 7:55:08 am PST #5497 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

victor infante, in the Minearverse:

I have this love-hate relationship with FOX. The other night, I realized they've owned, aired or produced all of my favorite fiction-based TV shows of the past few years: Buffy, Angel, The Tick, X-Files, Firefly, and so on. PRetty much every one of the few shows I've gotten deeply hooked on, except "Queer as Folk." On the other hand, well... the negative's speak for themselves.

victor infante - Feb 25, 2004 8:37:10 am PST #5498 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Silliness in Minearville:

The Ferret Liberation Organization: We're mustildae, not writers.

Steph L.:Holy crap! This explains so much! Are you writers for Charmed?

Java cat - Feb 25, 2004 8:54:28 am PST #5499 of 10000

Not javachik

Noise Design:

Pedophilia before 8am, yep, it's morning with the Buffistas.

Jessica - Feb 25, 2004 12:12:43 pm PST #5500 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In Natter:

Sean: Also, it should be noted that the order of succession list is not a promotion roster. If the President dies, and the Veep takes over, He goes through some process to get a replacement Veep. The list of succession is just who takes over if everyone above him dies. In order for the Secretary of Education Rod Paige to become President, all the other people before him on the list would have to be dead.

Billytea: Oh, and he knows it too, deep in his bitter, shrivelled heart.

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