Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


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Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2004 8:31:00 pm PST #5486 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I said it spoke for us all.

You expressed a quintisential (or howeverthefuck that's spelled) fan sensation, Woman!


Cass - Feb 22, 2004 10:15:03 pm PST #5487 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Catching up in Natter.

BetsyHP - You know, when Tim threatens to kick your ass, don't worry. When ita threatens... you should worry. Or possibly move out of town.

Tim Minear - Betsy thinks I'm less tough than a backup dancer. Hey -- I have blood on my hands, woman!

ita - I have blood on mine too! Okay, much of it's mine, but still, let's not judge blood.

--

ita - Huh. My uncle got a street named after him.

msbelle - Did you tell him you have a moon?


Jesse - Feb 23, 2004 4:28:41 am PST #5488 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

victor infante, in Minearverse:

Don't mind me. I had one of those anxiety moments where I realized I wasn't as funny as I thought I was, and then feared I was kind of rambling into incoherence.

Like SNL, only self-conscious.


Astarte - Feb 23, 2004 5:21:25 pm PST #5489 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Holli, in the Minearverse:

It's funny, though, that I'm a highly desiriable demographic and yet have hardly any disposable income. Neither do most of my peers-- I mean, we're college students, for fuck's sake. My most recent major purchases were yarn, a Wetzel's Pretzel, and a new bra.

Bwah!!!


Trudy Booth - Feb 23, 2004 5:53:15 pm PST #5490 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Miracleman: She doesn't always listen to me. Even though I'm always right.

Except that one time, with the thing and the stuff. But we got the soot off the walls pretty easily.


Trudy Booth - Feb 23, 2004 6:42:09 pm PST #5491 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

PM Marcontell: Back. It's, shock of all shocks, cold and wet. And I flew over my house. And Alaska has misplaced my bags. And my husband cut his hair really short. I feel peculiar, like I've flown into some AU Seattle.

Pete, Husband Of Reason: Oh Plei, I'm sorry to hear about your bags. Bloody Alaska.

An AU Seattle? Nonsense, never happen. Sit down and have a refreshing beverage from those favorites of the coffee elite - Starbucks. Mmm, yum. Taste the quality. Pay no attention to the pod under your desk...


Lyra Jane - Feb 24, 2004 7:44:18 am PST #5492 of 10000
Up with the sun

Kalshane, in Angel 4:

Mulder had a cellphone big enough to club baby seals with (note I do not endorse said activity, nor intend to imply that Mulder and/or David Duchovny had a stint as a baby seal-clubber in the 80's or any other decade.)


Maytree - Feb 24, 2004 9:04:36 am PST #5493 of 10000
I try to love my neighbor as myself. Unfortunately, I have a lot of self-loathing.

Connie Neil in Angel 4:

Drusilla would be so happy on Sesame Street--until she killed them all.


Astarte - Feb 24, 2004 12:51:02 pm PST #5494 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Madrigal in Bitches:

Okay, skipped like crazy, but that Dave Sim article was just that crazy. So according to him, a woman is just a castrated man with cramps. Um, I think he got the definition of woman confused with the definition of Kenneth Starr.


sj - Feb 24, 2004 3:18:55 pm PST #5495 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thessaly in the Minearverse:

Ah, but we use pure Essential Mock Oil! Otherwise the solvents aggravate my allergies. And a bottle lasts for months, too.