I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Feb 13, 2004 6:28:11 pm PST #5437 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amyparker: Trudy, Kenny can't have beer. kitten can't have it, either. DH had beer and drove hohme. who should share beer? waiat, evmily wanateed beer?


Theodosia - Feb 14, 2004 3:22:17 am PST #5438 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Vonnie K joins in on the discussion of Stargate plots, characterizations, and SFnal elements, then pauses to say:

Hey, when you guys put it like that, the show sounds really cracked! OK, it can be, from time to time. But when we mock, we mock with love, I say.


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2004 8:30:51 am PST #5439 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In the Minearverse thread:

Tim Minear: Thanks, Allyson. But I have very little rage, actually.

Allyson: Because you have fictional characters to murder, Tim. If we all had wee pretend people to slaughter in heart-stomping glory, I suppose the world would be a less angry place.


Drawde - Feb 14, 2004 8:49:26 am PST #5440 of 10000
Wait! These aren't MY pants!

Gleebo in Firefly:

Im not at liberty to discuss cyborg penis.


Kate P. - Feb 14, 2004 4:29:24 pm PST #5441 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In the Music thread:

Lyra Jane:

It's kind of like one of those puzzles where Jim, Joe and John are a baker, a butcher, and a candlestick maker and have red, blond and brown hair, and the butcher is not a redhead and Jim has brown hair, and you have to figure out who's who.

tina:

Those are puzzles? That people do for fun? I'm actually surprised because those are a type of question I've ever only run into on the analytical portion of the GREs (that's pretty much ALL the analytical section is). And I have nightmares about them.

In the nightmare my mom wants me to paint her house. But no green wall can be next to a red wall and no blue walls can be next to yellow walls but the hallway has to be orange and the living room has to be purple. And then she asks why I'm not married yet.


Theodosia - Feb 15, 2004 3:43:43 pm PST #5442 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I have to preserve this volley in the Minearverse:

Tim Minear:

give me a few million and I'll give you Angel movie that'll roll your eyes back. In a good way.

Cass:

There is a *bad* way?

P.M. Marcontell:

I'm not entirely sure why I had a huge and blinding Clockwork Orange flash there...

Allyson:

Just a few million? Will I be playing Angel?

P.M. Marcontell:

Your hair's too nice.

We'd have to glue a porcupine on top of your head.

Allyson:

Hey, for a few hundred grand, I'll shove my head up a porcupine's ass and wear it as a hat. I dunno how I'd work out the whole forehead issue, though.

Tim Minear:

Allyson, they really don't make you shove your head up anything's ass until they make an overall deal with you. Was that clear? Can you hear me? Was that muffled?


deborah grabien - Feb 15, 2004 6:32:54 pm PST #5443 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

(choking on Life-Saver after reading that one)


NoiseDesign - Feb 15, 2004 6:36:16 pm PST #5444 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

(choking on Life-Saver after reading that one)

Seems that it shouldn't be called a life "saver" in that instance

t /natter


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 16, 2004 5:15:11 am PST #5445 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

ita in Firefly 3:

I should be clear that I toss aside Jayne not because he's a homicidal maniac, but because I fear he's a selfish homicidal maniac.


SailAweigh - Feb 16, 2004 1:02:08 pm PST #5446 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Deb G in Bitches:

Morning. As mentioned elsewhere, it's Presidents Day and I'm just sitting here wishing we had one.