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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In the Minearverse thread:
Tim Minear: Thanks, Allyson. But I have very little rage, actually.
Allyson: Because you have fictional characters to murder, Tim. If we all had wee pretend people to slaughter in heart-stomping glory, I suppose the world would be a less angry place.
Gleebo in Firefly:
Im not at liberty to discuss cyborg penis.
In the Music thread:
Lyra Jane:
It's kind of like one of those puzzles where Jim, Joe and John are a baker, a butcher, and a candlestick maker and have red, blond and brown hair, and the butcher is not a redhead and Jim has brown hair, and you have to figure out who's who.
tina:
Those are puzzles? That people do for fun? I'm actually surprised because those are a type of question I've ever only run into on the analytical portion of the GREs (that's pretty much ALL the analytical section is). And I have nightmares about them.
In the nightmare my mom wants me to paint her house. But no green wall can be next to a red wall and no blue walls can be next to yellow walls but the hallway has to be orange and the living room has to be purple. And then she asks why I'm not married yet.
I have to preserve this volley in the Minearverse:
Tim Minear:
give me a few million and I'll give you Angel movie that'll roll your eyes back. In a good way.
Cass:
There is a *bad* way?
P.M. Marcontell:
I'm not entirely sure why I had a huge and blinding Clockwork Orange flash there...
Allyson:
Just a few million? Will I be playing Angel?
P.M. Marcontell:
Your hair's too nice.
We'd have to glue a porcupine on top of your head.
Allyson:
Hey, for a few hundred grand, I'll shove my head up a porcupine's ass and wear it as a hat. I dunno how I'd work out the whole forehead issue, though.
Tim Minear:
Allyson, they really don't make you shove your head up anything's ass until they make an overall deal with you. Was that clear? Can you hear me? Was that muffled?
(choking on Life-Saver after reading that one)
(choking on Life-Saver after reading that one)
Seems that it shouldn't be called a life "saver" in that instance
t /natter
ita in Firefly 3:
I should be clear that I toss aside Jayne not because he's a homicidal maniac, but because I fear he's a selfish homicidal maniac.
Deb G in Bitches:
Morning. As mentioned elsewhere, it's Presidents Day and I'm just sitting here wishing we had one.
In Natter:
Shawn: Fetish + domain /= taste.
ita: 1. The lurkers support me in e-mail
ita, speaking for a lot of Buffistas, I think:
God, why do I even rush ahead and post?
I could just wait for scrappy and save electrons.