I don't know what to say about my breasts=comedy gold.
Ouhh! Snacks! The secret to any successful migration! Who's up for some tasty fried meat products!?
Anya ,'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
erikaj - Jan 28, 2004 3:00:52 pm PST #5324 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
§ ita § - Jan 29, 2004 4:35:15 am PST #5325 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gus, in Angel speculating on Andrew's therapy:
Session notes: Subject continues to display polymorphous perverse ideation related to unrealized ego solidification. Androgyny of appearance lately enhanced by (rather unfortunate) grooming choices. Fixation on unattainable sexual objects continues. Note to self: research Zelig complex. Applicable? (Billing note: session ran long, bill Council)
Next session: Encourage subject to reach some conscious gender identification. Reinforce choices of sexual objects from among the living.
I'm not even sure I know what it means. Sure looks funny, though.
Jessica - Jan 29, 2004 8:15:26 am PST #5326 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Thomash, in Angel, speculating on Gunn's ever-increasing roster of powers:
Gunn: I know Kung Fu!
Angel: Show me
Harmony (Runs into cafeteria yelling): Angel's fighting Gunn.
(Fred, Lorne, Wes, Harmony and Keanu run into the boardroom to watch).
Nilly - Jan 29, 2004 10:33:36 am PST #5327 of 10000
Swouncing
Quotable Buffy:
kat perez: Oh well, cavalry is the next best thing if quiet gets spazzed.
Ken Buddha: The fact that this sentance makes complete and total sense is just nifty.
Anne W. - Jan 29, 2004 3:24:30 pm PST #5328 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
cathy, (non spoilery) in Angel:
it would make sense that a slayer would have to be fairly young given the job. I mean, I'm 36 and I don't even like going out on weeknights anymore. I think if they made me slayer, the vampires would win.
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 29, 2004 3:44:02 pm PST #5329 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
In Fic,
askye: So....is this an AU where Nikita and Michael are gods. Or is this some long convulated way of explaining why they should be making hot monkey sex?
erikaj: I'm guessing what she said means that there was no pleasure in sex till the god/goddess action.
Dana: Yeah, apparently the Greeks and everyone who came before them...didn't come before then.
Trudy Booth - Jan 29, 2004 9:56:32 pm PST #5330 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
ita: Post-resurrection post-vamping pre-pregnancy she seemed pretty sane.
billytea: My mother occasionally makes this claim about my aunt. I don't see it, myself.
Trudy Booth - Jan 29, 2004 10:05:37 pm PST #5331 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
billytea, cooking with gas in Angel:
Jeff Mejia: Yes, this. I love this discussion. How often can you bring up "ninja robot dad" in a conversation?
billytea: Well, since Webster went off the air...
Jessica - Jan 30, 2004 4:05:38 am PST #5332 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
kat perez, in Angel (off-topic):
And the umlaut alt codes? Tötälly äddïctïve.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 30, 2004 9:52:25 am PST #5333 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Shrift, fighting the tech war in Natter:
Yes, exactly, and then spontaneously rebooting. I went over and asked the server software what was wrong. "Did something go boom?"
"No, I feel fine, really."
"Low blood sugar? Get dizzy and fall down?"
"Perfectly healthy, come to think of it."
"Eat some dodgy clams?"
"Not that I can recall."
"Then why'd you reboot?"
"Couldn't say."
t squint "I'm on to you, you know."
"Take one more step closer to that server rack, and I will show you a whole new meaning for PAIN!"
Stupid server only won the subsequent stare-down because it paid off another server to act like a turtle having grand mal seizures.