Mardrigal, in Bitches:
Another reason why this place sucks - the graveyards in town are too brightly lit at night, and the rural ones have too much wildlife. One might like to think about Wolverine during sex, but not wolverines.
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Strix - Jan 28, 2004 10:25:13 am PST #5319 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Theodosia - Jan 28, 2004 11:30:33 am PST #5320 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ken Buddha on the acceptance of a gay male professional rugby player in Australia:
I suspect that rugby trash talk probably already contains so many rude things said about ones alleged sexual proclivities that any of it actually being true probably barely makes a blip on the radar.
Jon B. - Jan 28, 2004 11:42:44 am PST #5321 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Oh hell, I'll just quote the whole thing. JZ in movies:
The Postman always annoyed me--not that I've ever seen it; the premise just sounds marvelously absurd. I could so very easily imagine G.K. Chesterton sitting down in the afterglow of The Man Who Was Thursday and tossing off a hundred pages about a little man wandering through East Apocalyptica, finding an abandoned mailbag, and making a joyfully demented knightly quest of the delivery of its contents.
I'm quite certain, though, that Costner took it all horribly seriously, sucked all the fun out of it, and never had his postman pretend to be an anarchist pretending to be a postman pretending to be an anarchist, or have him pursue an enemy who escapes first on an elephant and then in a balloon and flings ironical Dadaist taunts at him from a majestic height.
However, it remains my firm opinion that my secret fantasy Postman (directed by Terry Gilliam and starring Sean Astin) is one of the most charmingly insane nonexistent adaptations of an unwritten imaginary novel never filmed. Also that Costner ought to be spanked in a porn-free manner for his perpetration of the actual version.
Lee - Jan 28, 2004 1:37:08 pm PST #5322 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
NoiseDesign:
Also, sex in libraries...more than once. Mmmmmm...boooooooks.
erikaj:
Reading Henry Miller in a room by oneself doesn't count, right?
deborah grabien - Jan 28, 2004 2:57:02 pm PST #5323 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
More erika, in Bitches, context provides itself:
I hate to buy bras. I'm not the same size twice. Either the sizes are funky or I have The Amazing Shapeshifting Rack.
erikaj - Jan 28, 2004 3:00:52 pm PST #5324 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
I don't know what to say about my breasts=comedy gold.
§ ita § - Jan 29, 2004 4:35:15 am PST #5325 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gus, in Angel speculating on Andrew's therapy:
Session notes: Subject continues to display polymorphous perverse ideation related to unrealized ego solidification. Androgyny of appearance lately enhanced by (rather unfortunate) grooming choices. Fixation on unattainable sexual objects continues. Note to self: research Zelig complex. Applicable? (Billing note: session ran long, bill Council)
Next session: Encourage subject to reach some conscious gender identification. Reinforce choices of sexual objects from among the living.
I'm not even sure I know what it means. Sure looks funny, though.
Jessica - Jan 29, 2004 8:15:26 am PST #5326 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Thomash, in Angel, speculating on Gunn's ever-increasing roster of powers:
Gunn: I know Kung Fu!
Angel: Show me
Harmony (Runs into cafeteria yelling): Angel's fighting Gunn.
(Fred, Lorne, Wes, Harmony and Keanu run into the boardroom to watch).
Nilly - Jan 29, 2004 10:33:36 am PST #5327 of 10000
Swouncing
Quotable Buffy:
kat perez: Oh well, cavalry is the next best thing if quiet gets spazzed.
Ken Buddha: The fact that this sentance makes complete and total sense is just nifty.
Anne W. - Jan 29, 2004 3:24:30 pm PST #5328 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
cathy, (non spoilery) in Angel:
it would make sense that a slayer would have to be fairly young given the job. I mean, I'm 36 and I don't even like going out on weeknights anymore. I think if they made me slayer, the vampires would win.