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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Natter:
Shari_H: I think in all my years I've made two that actually look like kippot. The rest are affectionately referred to as "nose warmers" by my DH
Maybe it made me smile out loud because I've been there and done that too many times, maybe because of the imagery, probably because of both.
Bitches
Deb: Pythons, as I recall, have a nice little gland at the far end that sprays a particularly unpleasant and sticky liquid.
Aimee: Then again, so do men.
Firefly:
Sarameg: "You TOO could go on to an illustrious career as a demented homicidal suicidal cannibal!"
Elena: We're still talking about FOX executives, right?
Anne W.: I'm about ready to break my New Year's resolution not to commit homicide.
Calli:
During a lull at work last summer I went back and read every post in the TT thread. I was able to astonish and amaze my friends with the tidbits I picked up. So here's a resounding Thank You!!! to all Tolkien nerds, past and present. Y'all made me look smart.
If only there'd been an "Organic Chemistry: Life and Timing According to ME" thread back in college (or an internet, for that matter). It could have changed my whole career path.
Perkins, in Bitches:
Sleep may like to flirt with me, but it is so not a committed relationship.
Elena in Quotables:
13-10, pretty boys coming up on Larry from behind. And, really, he would have wanted it that way.
erika (who else?) in Bitches, pointing up the differences/similarities between basketball player Anfernee Hardaway and Anne Rice:
And I bet Anne's(I should clarify Ms. Rice's) knees don't hurt nearly as often, although something has to account for her continued marketability...
Fay: stumbles rudely into thread, tumbling through 3000 posts like Alice topsy-turvying down through the rabbit hole, wondering guiltily what important things she's missed as her skirts fly over her head and she flails around, inadvertently seizing a jar of rosepetal jam from a random shelf.
In Bitches --
connie neil: I'm assuming Metrosexuality is not where one fucks cities, correct? Is one allowed to just be good friends with a metropolis?