Buffy ,'Lessons'
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ita:
Strider doesn't clean up that well. The kingly hair wasn't happening.
Nutty:
Well, he's just not a Prell guy. Either there's some wicked hard water in Minas Tirith, or else he way overindulged on the conditioner, because that hair was flat and heavy. Well, and it didn't matter anyway, because he is doomed to spend the rest of his life with hat-hair.
Katie in Quotable, out of context.
I feel bad for sex poodle.
*wins bet with herself*
You would, wouldn't you.
*primly* I did not make the bet until I had already written the post and realized what it looked like. I would not do such a thing. Well, not tonight, anyway.
You know it is billytea...
When I was nine, and my mother was pregnant with my sister, I offered to be present at the birth because "I'd never witnessed the birth of a mammal". I wasn't greatly put out when she declined.
SusanW, for the visual alone (and glad it turned out not to be pre-term labor)
Did I mention the Player was moving around a lot? Well, a 26-week fetus still weighs well under 2 lbs. and has plenty of room to maneuver in the uterus. It took nearly two hours, and finally ended up with this poor nurse having to sit with me for ten minutes and basically chase the Player around my uterus.
Bwah.
Billytea, bringing the funny in Bitches (as he so often does):
Meanwhile, while anole lizards don't strictly lek, females don't come into breeding condition until they've seen males displaying to each other. Much like Lana Lang.
Curse you wee Calli!
Self-explanatory. Madrigal in Bitches.
. I think the problem here is that most drivers think they can drive perfectly well in snow and don't have the sort of fear they should. People are all, "Ha ha, I shall drive quickly and tailgate and shovel snow for hours!" when they should be, "Ahhh! Horrible white stuff falling from the sky! The firmament is breaking apart! We must sacrifice some Packers to appease the gods and never, ever, leave the indoors!"