I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cindy - Nov 13, 2003 9:27:19 am PST #4849 of 10000
Nobody

Nilly: I've just seen "Files and Records" (it's my job) for the very first time! And my eyes definitely do not do that thing with the sound when I manage to find the things I'm looking for! Also, whenever I try to do those wheeling-on-the-chair movements, my skirt gets caught up in it.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2003 12:14:11 pm PST #4850 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

msbelle, in Natter

Just as well that I will not be at said party as it would be my inclination to walk up to Mr. Norton and lick his face. Which as a fundraising technique is questionable at best, but may have surprising results.


Glamcookie - Nov 13, 2003 12:40:50 pm PST #4851 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Nicole in Natter:

Ewwwwwww!

Some guy that I've never seen before just walked into the cubicle next to mine, bent over, sniffed the seat of the chair, apparently approved of the smell, and then took the chair with him.

WTF??

Thank you, kind sir. I am now scarred for life.


Betsy HP - Nov 13, 2003 2:00:22 pm PST #4852 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Allyson: I like my skin to feel like I slathered it in butter and sugar and vanilla and orange.

Like creamsicle cookie dough butter.

Emily: I like my skin to feel like a marmot hiding inside a '62 Mustang.


Cindy - Nov 13, 2003 4:33:15 pm PST #4853 of 10000
Nobody

Emily: I'm drinking rose. And interspersing yelling at my pussy with trying to parse the following:

Several experimental findings on cat and monkey suggest, that also in reality retinotopical organization gives way to random scatter on a small scale: If one records from successive neurones, one will find a large random scatter superimposed on the slow systematic displacement due to retinotopic organization,

trying not to be distracted by the terrifying abuse of the comma, and working on the new assignment: "Prove that DLBA is not equal to NP". Throw in some martial arts, a sewing machine, and a good cookbook, and I'm like Bitches Inc. Ain't a power in the verse can stop me now!


Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2003 5:24:15 pm PST #4854 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Emily's on a roll tonight. Man, I wish I were at the house of Em & vw!


Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2003 8:50:22 pm PST #4855 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Madrigal Costello: Maybe there ought to be a Geekster to specifically match up all the single lonely geeks. And then they could even be specific - SWF, 29, seeks wargamer, historical only - not fantasy - British Naval Battle Buff a Plus.


Theodosia - Nov 14, 2003 5:40:38 am PST #4856 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Calli:

On the last day of my last job, I drove to work and the Imperial Death March came on the radio. My carpool buddy and I agreed it was probably a sign, but we didn't know of what.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 14, 2003 7:47:42 am PST #4857 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

A lovely series, from Angel 3, non-spoilerly

PMM: Which is fine, because I don't *need* a life when I have TV.

Steph L.: I've been trying to tell my therapist that, but does she listen?

PMM: AND!

The Internet.

Feh. People who need people are the Ludditist people in the world.

ted r: PM-ROTFL!

I've been trying to tell my therapist that, but does she listen?

Of course, YOU are her tv.

joe boucher: If she says, "This sucks!," and whips out the remote it's time to get a new therapist.


Calli - Nov 14, 2003 8:21:00 am PST #4858 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Miracleman: "babydancing" makes me think of Ally McBeal which makes me want to kill and kill and kill until my arms won't move anymore.

But, you know...that may just be me.

Erin: It's not just you, MM.

deborah grabien: Really not just you, MM.

In fact, lemme know if you need an alibi.