Simon: The decision saved your life. Zoe: Won't happen again, sir. Mal: Good. And thanks. I'm grateful. Zoe: It was my pleasure, sir.

'Out Of Gas'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cindy - Nov 04, 2003 12:07:47 pm PST #4787 of 10000
Nobody

joe boucher: What mindwipe? Who's Connor? What the hell are you talking about?

Narrator: Dunno. Do you think we should tell President Gore about all this?


Trudy Booth - Nov 04, 2003 8:21:48 pm PST #4788 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

NoiseDesign: Sometimes I really wish I had a soul to sell.


Theodosia - Nov 05, 2003 2:34:12 am PST #4789 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Susan W., in response to someone's worry that they're killing the thread:

I like paranoid, left-leaning rants. They make me feel less alone.


Cindy - Nov 05, 2003 7:26:51 am PST #4790 of 10000
Nobody

Kat: The downside to Ann Coulter is this... much like a Heather, if you took her down, another would rise to replace her. Isn't she really just Phyllis Schafly but prettied up.


Theodosia - Nov 05, 2003 9:01:37 am PST #4791 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Aimée:

Unless the porn is trying to attack me with a giant french tickler, I don't need to be told what I need protecting from.


Anne W. - Nov 05, 2003 9:25:41 am PST #4792 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Nutty in Natter:

Also, I fear the next MTV generation enough (i.e. those who do things like staple scrotum to thigh, or play dodge ballw ith croquet balls); I don't think I want them all trained in the multiple new and exciting ways to kill people (i.e. me).


smonster - Nov 05, 2003 10:04:21 am PST #4793 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hec brings us more of the Too Adorable for Words show...

JZ: [neener neener etc.]
Emmett: [oh yeah! neener neener then...] Puritan!
JZ: Saucy boy!
Emmett: I'm not covered in sauce! And you are a Puritan!


Trudy Booth - Nov 05, 2003 11:41:54 am PST #4794 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita: All the gay men I've made out with are Canadian. I'm not bothered.


Theodosia - Nov 05, 2003 3:22:51 pm PST #4795 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cashmere:

I feel about my cat the way I feel about Spike. He's cute but so. damn. self. centered. and. evil. (sometimes).


Betsy HP - Nov 05, 2003 5:08:06 pm PST #4796 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Erika: I'm kind of a schaedenfraulein, if you hadn't noticed.