Home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Oct 17, 2003 6:28:18 am PDT #4650 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sean K: I'm not opposed to sharing a bed with Drew.


P.M. Marc - Oct 17, 2003 6:51:09 am PDT #4651 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Fuck context.

Billytea in Bitches:

Bat!Andrew: "In my plan, our tights are assless."


billytea - Oct 17, 2003 7:37:33 am PDT #4652 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Erika, in Bitches, seeing the bright side in technological ferwonkiness:

I'm so hot the board goes down on me every time it sees me.


JenP - Oct 17, 2003 7:52:54 am PDT #4653 of 10000

tina f in Building a Better Board, also doing the lemonade out of lemons thing:

As an aside - I am now using the wacky-ness of the Phoenix as my own personal Magic 8 Ball. "If I get an error this time, I am going to go eat another piece of office birthday cake." "If I lose this post, it's a sign to not e-mail that guy." ETC.


erikaj - Oct 17, 2003 8:01:28 pm PDT #4654 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Mwah, bt, I didn't think it was that memorable, but I guess we've got a Mutual Admiration Society going. I'm only now able to see that. Thanks.


Theodosia - Oct 18, 2003 11:22:18 am PDT #4655 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erikaj:

And how much do I love Bill O'Reilly for making me feeling like Anais Nin in comparison...even though I still hate him.


erinaceous - Oct 18, 2003 1:37:00 pm PDT #4656 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Madrigal in Natter:

Sarah Jessica Parker must have been seen blowing the wardrober's boyfriend while running over her dog. She's like the Guernica of clothes.


billytea - Oct 18, 2003 8:31:11 pm PDT #4657 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Matt, Angel thread, a bit spoilery (for Angel, to be completely clear):

Angel's new apartment apparently had its own moment of true happiness. I've seen Holiday Inn rooms with more soul.


smonster - Oct 20, 2003 9:13:08 am PDT #4658 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Phill shares a coping mechanism, in Bitches:

I usually squat, keen then rub gravel into my hair. But my parents were a couple of those heretical Christians that lived on top of pillars in the desert flinging their lice at pilgrims. It was always weird having friends over for dinner.


Jon B. - Oct 20, 2003 10:47:12 am PDT #4659 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Madrigal in Natter,

I've found if I start by mentioning book groups and activity clubs and other things like that which generate friendships, explaining the Buffistas is less difficult. Still, most don't understand that we don't just sit around saying things like, "I like Buffy." "Yes, I also enjoy watching the television show Buffy: the Vampire Slayer." "I am helping Buffy the vampire slayer retrieve her funds from Nigeria." "BUFFYBUFFYBUFFYBUFFY.....w00t!"