Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Oct 16, 2003 5:59:21 pm PDT #4644 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy HP:

Even the most affectionate relationship is not proof against bungee-jumping naked with a hangover.

Kat:

I'm beginning to realize that kids will sell each other out for candy. This must be a useful classroom management technique.


Jessica - Oct 16, 2003 6:14:13 pm PDT #4645 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think the first one was Betsy.


Theodosia - Oct 16, 2003 6:19:06 pm PDT #4646 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Will a second Buffista confirm for me?


smonster - Oct 16, 2003 6:21:33 pm PDT #4647 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I *heart* Cass

If it doesn't look like you slaughtered Barney in the shower when you are done, it's not enough color.


§ ita § - Oct 16, 2003 6:42:11 pm PDT #4648 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yes, it's about me, but you wanna make something of it?

Allyson, being the sweetest person ever, in the Minearverse:

To be fair, I get three free months of fucking with ita's name due to helping her out a bit, once. I just haven't cashed in, because it's a choice between that and a free ass-kicking and body disposal, and I think you can see which is worth more.


amyparker - Oct 16, 2003 7:53:10 pm PDT #4649 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

It was Betsy. And darn smonster for beating me over here!


Trudy Booth - Oct 17, 2003 6:28:18 am PDT #4650 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sean K: I'm not opposed to sharing a bed with Drew.


P.M. Marc - Oct 17, 2003 6:51:09 am PDT #4651 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Fuck context.

Billytea in Bitches:

Bat!Andrew: "In my plan, our tights are assless."


billytea - Oct 17, 2003 7:37:33 am PDT #4652 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Erika, in Bitches, seeing the bright side in technological ferwonkiness:

I'm so hot the board goes down on me every time it sees me.


JenP - Oct 17, 2003 7:52:54 am PDT #4653 of 10000

tina f in Building a Better Board, also doing the lemonade out of lemons thing:

As an aside - I am now using the wacky-ness of the Phoenix as my own personal Magic 8 Ball. "If I get an error this time, I am going to go eat another piece of office birthday cake." "If I lose this post, it's a sign to not e-mail that guy." ETC.