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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


P.M. Marc - Sep 19, 2002 7:15:02 pm PDT #46 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Like Xander, I realize that I also love Crayon-Breaky Willow and Scary Veiny Willow. It's Baby-Talking to my Girlfriend Willow, Sobbing in the Aftermath of Oz Leaving Willow and Superiority Complex Willow that I wasn't thrilled with.

Tick


Rebecca Lizard - Sep 19, 2002 7:17:06 pm PDT #47 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

PMM:

I'm sooo lame I'm gold and sparkley.


DCJensen - Sep 19, 2002 10:16:43 pm PDT #48 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

EvilJimi's Tag:

Buffy Year One: In the season premiere, entitled 'Shits and Giggles', Buffy spends her first day at Kindergarten finger-painting, chucking up her Cow and Gate and battling a demon who has stolen the other toddlers ability to sleep during naptime.


P.M. Marc - Sep 19, 2002 10:30:36 pm PDT #49 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I heard VHS took off because Sony refused to put any porn out on Betamax. Which, frankly, is a more compelling reason to go VHS.

Hec, getting to the heart of the matter.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2002 10:34:19 pm PDT #50 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hec, getting to the heart of the matter.

Or rather, the groin.


evil jimi - Sep 20, 2002 12:33:44 am PDT #51 of 10000
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Daniel ... my tagline comes from [link]

Warning: do not visit Tachyon-TV if you've had your funny-bone amputated. :)


Fiona - Sep 20, 2002 1:53:29 am PDT #52 of 10000

John H in Previously:

Or, indeed, "Waiting for Kodiak", Samuel Beckett's little-known Canadian play about two Canadian fur-trappers, (Vladimir and Estrogen), who futz about for two hours on stage and are then eaten by a bear.


Angus G - Sep 20, 2002 9:15:15 am PDT #53 of 10000
Roguish Laird

I haven't been this foulmouthed since sixth grade, and back then I had philosophical and political objections to using the word "bitch".

RL, overcoming her sixth-grade scruples in Bitches.


billytea - Sep 20, 2002 9:18:45 am PDT #54 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I haven't been this foulmouthed since sixth grade, and back then I had philosophical and political objections to using the word "bitch".

I had religious objections to swearing until at least my early twenties. Still tend to self-censor most swearing out of my vocabulary. The exceptions are what I call the three Bs: bloody, bastard and bugger. Because really, they're just so much fun to say.


Rebecca Lizard - Sep 20, 2002 9:20:59 am PDT #55 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I'm kind of desultorily reading Natter:

Min:

Alibelle, marry me? You have a perfect number, our IDs combined make another perfect number, come make sweet digits with me.

Alibelle:

You had me at your calculations.

Separately,

billytea:

Oh, I just realised something else about my ID number: I keep winding up living somewhere with a street number divisible by 11. I've done 22 twice, 110, 55 and 11 itself, being the first and only place we've owned.

And now 33.

lori:

billytea goes up to eleven.