I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


erikaj - Oct 04, 2003 3:07:17 pm PDT #4521 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, I guess, even if it feels like Kay.I've read too many "titian-haired detective" fics. But she does. Daniel Jensen, in Bitches. Everything I know about "Dawson's Creek" I learned from Spike.


Madrigal Costello - Oct 05, 2003 12:37:08 pm PDT #4522 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

ita: Also don't mind dropping kids on their heads. It's what made me who I am, and I won't begrudge them that.


Theodosia - Oct 05, 2003 5:22:38 pm PDT #4523 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Scrappy:

I have always found Buffistas/Bitches are amazingly helpful for reality checks of the "Is this behavior and my reaction to it normal or completely insane?" type.


Cindy - Oct 06, 2003 1:12:58 am PDT #4524 of 10000
Nobody

erika in Bitches:

Cheer up, sj babe. People have a way of picking their own hells. Maybe the groom has halitosis and a vestigial penis. A mom with severe mental problems, fun shit like that. Can you believe the greeting card company didn't return my e-mails? I'm shocked.


Madrigal Costello - Oct 06, 2003 6:42:20 am PDT #4525 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

Matt:As if burgeoning sexuality as a teen weren't traumatic enough without the added issue of premature immolation.


erikaj - Oct 06, 2003 6:51:46 am PDT #4526 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Angus G in Natter. I become a complete fascist when the subject of coffee comes up.


Kate P. - Oct 06, 2003 7:04:29 am PDT #4527 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Elena in Movies:

We also watched Igby Goes Down - which I quite enjoyed - and Shanghai Knights - for which I started to blame the producers, director, writers, and actors, but then quickly expanded my blame to reach their parents, grandparents, and every man, woman, and child who saw this movie and did not see fit to protect the rest of the world by destroying the film at the expense of their very lives if need be.


Cashmere - Oct 06, 2003 7:41:32 am PDT #4528 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Calli in Natter, on the joy of chocolate covered coffee beans:

The first time I tried chocolate covered coffee beans I figured they were chocolate covering coffee-flavored centers, not actual coffee beans covered in chocolate. I ate half a bag of them in 15 minutes while watching a Jackie Chan movie. In the front row of the theater. With serious JC fans.

I figure I don't really need to try speed now.


Trudy Booth - Oct 06, 2003 10:23:28 am PDT #4529 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena:

Kara has a play phone. A couple of days ago she was playing with it, making calls. "Hello Nana! How you? Nice to talk. Bye!" and then she called her Daddy, and then her Grandad, and then she decided to talk to her big brother. "Hello Nick! How you? Come home? What? WHAT YOU SAY? (making a banging motion with the telephone handset) YOU ASS, YOU ASS, YOU ASS."

Yeah, she gets her telephone etiquette from me.


Theodosia - Oct 06, 2003 10:43:35 am PDT #4530 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cashmere:

I've been having brain fades for the last two weeks. I've been reading that pregnancy makes your brain shrink. That would explain a lot about my mother.