'Out Of Gas'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
P.M.M. in the Firefly thread:
Yerp. Mal got to say much with little, and make me wish he'd had more screen time. Inara got to have sex, off screen, and then platitude softly in the afterglow, and make me think of napping. Actually, if she could do a full-on impression of dead, carefully scripted by Tim for maximum Never Come Backitude, I'd be happy.
Madrigal, in Firefly (very nonspoilery):
Well, originally I was going to say "pussy power" instead of "power of the snatch" but then the first phrase made it seem like I was implying she was really an android powered by internal cats and then in some cliffhanger episode her head would fall off and tons of tiny tabbies would spurt from her neck and attack the crew, and then I was when ep aired everyone would bitch about me being a spoiler and I'd lose all my cred.
(Oh, and um, that last phrase, just cut off some words to make it make sense. Y'see, um, English is not spoken in my head, so these things happen sometimes.)
Holli: Yup. Being all immutable and all, the laws of physics are unlikely to change when your back is turned. Unlike the laws of grammar, which are a bunch of slippery little bastards.
Victor: I don't trust the laws of grammar. They're shifty and I wouldn't want to live near 'em.
Natter.
Askye in PPO:
I don't know where it started but I wish it would DIE! I hate Spuffy. Hate it. Not just because I don't like romantic Spike/Buffy but it just sounds like a demented cat.
Sorry Connie, I didn't mean to impugn anyone else's knowledge of the sexual idiosyncrasies of marine mammals.
Angus in Natter
Madrigal, in Firefly, nonspoilery:
I like the theme song, but it's rewritten itself in my head to the tune of the "Facts of Life" theme song, sort of, "They took your land, they take your sea, they take 'em both, and now you got, Serenity, Serenity."
FayJay in Angel (and although I've white fonted it, it's pretty non-spoilery because she hasn't seen any episodes from this season):
Oooh, he's always been of the kink, our boy Wes. It's that whole public school education - dressing up younger lads as girls, spankings, canings, all that good healthy stuff that made The Empire great.
Being all immutable and all, the laws of physics are unlikely to change when your back is turned. Unlike the laws of grammar, which are a bunch of slippery little bastards.
-- Holli
Shawn in Natter without any context:
This one time, at enema camp...