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I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Willow ,'Showtime'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Cindy - Sep 20, 2003 4:31:07 am PDT #4442 of 10000

Nobody

Nutty lets us in on her plans for when she's king of the forest, in NATTER 16: RIO'S MAKE-OUT DEN:

I have spent many minutes dilligently trying to train Starbucksistas to say what they mean when they serve me drinks. Therefore, I ask for a small or a medium or a large, not a tall, taller or fricken ginormous. Also, when I ask for a cafe au lait, I damn well better get a cafe au lait, not a misto. Because the first time they did that to me, I stood around lost for 5 minutes while the guy yelled, "Misto??" and I was like, Dude, I am waiting for a cafe au lait.

This was in the Newbury St. Starbucks, but apparently word got around. The Boylston St. place says both now, when they finish making the drink.

Secretly, slowly, I am changing the world!!

flea: "So, that means you're really annoying and pedantic?"

Peanut gallery. I fly 100000 miles to have a peanut gallery.

aurelia - Sep 20, 2003 10:06:48 pm PDT #4443 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Perkins: I have a new tooth!!!!

Ken Buddha: The posters here are getting younger and younger, I tell ya!

smonster - Sep 21, 2003 12:26:01 pm PDT #4444 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Madrigal with dating tips in Bitches...

Discovery of the weekend: If you're looking for a way to completely weird out a guy you just met a party, try doing the Charleston to "Blister in the Sun" with another friend.

Katie M - Sep 21, 2003 5:41:18 pm PDT #4445 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

erikaj in Fan Fiction, on a Mary Sue:

After that, I had to stop reading, but I'm sure she sings like Kathleen Battle and can talk to her dog.

Nilly - Sep 21, 2003 11:50:52 pm PDT #4446 of 10000

Swouncing

Making the best of board's wonkiness:

Liese: But meanwhile, it's like gambling! Will I get a page header? error message? full text? Will my post go through or not? I could be the big big winner!

Kristen : It also takes numberslutting to a whole new level of fun and excitement. Will I get the number? Will anyone get the number? Will this thread say that it has 97 new posts when in reality it only has three?

victor infante - Sep 22, 2003 2:55:56 pm PDT #4447 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Cindy sets 'em up, and just when I think I'm knocking 'em out, DXM comes in for the kill.

CINDY: WHICH OF THE SOMERVILLAINS TOLD YOU ABOUT MY EARS!!!!

VICTOR: Wasn't me, because I haven't met you. Actually, I'm convinced you're an elaborate hoax being perpetrated on me by Nutty, DXM and Tom Warren, and don't exist at all.

CINDY: WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE ELABORATE HOAX?

DXM: The funny thing about this? Victor is totally the fictional construction of three small furry evil aliens posing as ferrets... t thwap!!

This is Victor's ferrets. Pay no attention to DX. He had to, er, step away from the computer for a second because he was telling scurrilous mistruths about our ~~puppet~~ master.

Theodosia - Sep 23, 2003 2:32:19 am PDT #4448 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

aurelia:

A chicago millionaire (or zillionaire, who knows?) throws himself a birthday party each year inviting 600 of his closest friends. Several people I know worked on the setup of the stage, set and lighting which took over a week to put together. The estimated cost of this party? Around $5 million. Among the performers: Redmoon Theatre Co., a bunch of bodypainted naked people, and ...ELTON JOHN! Dude. I'll probably just watch the season premiere of 24 on my birthday.

Cashmere - Sep 23, 2003 6:40:48 am PDT #4449 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

From Natter:

billytea's assessment of Dubya's UN Address:

Do I have this right? Is he basically saying that all the countries who thought it was a dreadful idea to begin with, should now stump up their own cash and troops to get the US out of the hole it's in, while refusing to give up any authority and telling them all they were poopy-heads for opposing it in the first place?

DXMachina:

Yup, except he's not quite that erudite.

Kat - Sep 23, 2003 7:01:30 am PDT #4450 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Natter:

Sue:

I don't know what C++ is really

Steph:

I think it's just a step below a B-.

Astarte - Sep 23, 2003 7:06:52 am PDT #4451 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

BT, again on Dubya:

Well, at least he's avoiding his dad's mistake of mastering foreign policy while neglecting the home front.

It's funny, but it's sad, yanno?

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