Angus in Natter
"How do I find out if my friend is a gay porn star?"...It's a very 21st century quandary, isn't it.
It's good to have cargo. Makes us a target for every other scavenger out there, though, but sometimes that's fun too.
Mal ,'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
meara - Oct 18, 2002 9:52:46 am PDT #439 of 10000
Theodosia - Oct 18, 2002 10:09:32 am PDT #440 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Fayjay over in Clex:
Now I'm pining like a pining thing made out of pine and covered in pineapples.
Betsy HP - Oct 18, 2002 10:27:45 am PDT #441 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Burrell: I still sing the Mna Mna song.
DavidS: Which, I'm sure you know, was written originally for a Swedish porn movie.
Burrell: I didn't know, but I approve. Although I do not approve of humming that song during sex. Wrong rhythm.
billytea: Damn. Apparently I've been doing it wrong.
Cindy - Oct 18, 2002 12:24:35 pm PDT #442 of 10000
Nobody
Steph L. in Angel 1, first referencing a Madrigal quote...
There are lots of rumors about what happens to the retired muppets. Some say they're taken home by the puppeteers, or recycled to make new ones.
They're recycled to make outfits for the cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Cindy - Oct 18, 2002 3:01:58 pm PDT #443 of 10000
Nobody
Cindy - there are tons of smaller F2F's, and not all of them are in NY or LA. Odds are there are some Buffistas relatively nearby for mini-F2F's. Though the benefit of not doing many of them is that one never has to face the disappointment of so many that one isn't a leather-clad Latina with "Munch a rug for Jesus" tattooed on the back of her head.
Madrigal Costello in Firefly
Fay - Oct 18, 2002 4:47:17 pm PDT #444 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
ita in Natter:
Threesome -- one to punch, one to hold pad, one to push puncher around.
Too much fun.
brenda m - Oct 18, 2002 5:10:47 pm PDT #445 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Brain porn from Angel (not spoilery):
Sue -
Hec, is there anything you don't know? You are a trivia god!
DavidS -
t flexes trivial portion of brain for Sue's admiring...
Ow! Brain cramp! Brain cramp!
joe boucher -
Is that your frontal lobe or are you just happy to see us?
DavidS -
It's just a'bulgent.
Steph L. -
I'd say "Quick! Somebody massage Hec's brain!" but...ewwwwwwww....braiiiiiiiiiinssssss....
DavidS -
"Lower....lower....ahhhh, oblongata!"
amych -
... and once again, Hec proves that he can find the porn in anything.
Steph L. -
I don't know -- I think Hec brags about the size of his oblongata just to compensate...
joe boucher -
An elongating oblongata.
DavidS -
As it happens my brain fluid was a little chilly this morning, that's all.
Steph L. -
You guys, you're all alike. Chilly brain fluid, indeed.
It's not the *size* of your oblongata, it's what you *do* with it...
DavidS -
Yeah, that's why you say in front of guys. But soon as women get together they're all whispery with the "Check out Boucher's lobes! Tight!" or "I was watching Jon think and wow, what a cerebellum."
p.m. marcontell -
Please. We wolf-whistle when he thinks. No whispering about it.
joe boucher -
Sure, but where does it get me? Maybe I need to get a haircut & wear glasses so they can see the throbbing temples. Show 'em no mercy.
DavidS -
We wolf-whistle when he thinks.
Is that what that is? Every time he furrowed his brow I thought he was venting brain gas.
joe boucher -
I thought it was the theremin.
Jen - Oct 18, 2002 11:06:27 pm PDT #446 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
sarameg:
Still allowed to play?
Allyson:
If you stuck around after the fisting commentary, i figure you're a Buffista.
(In Firefly 1.)
Beverly - Oct 18, 2002 11:24:02 pm PDT #447 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Sophia in Firefly, JIS:
To me. Megan is Mee-gan, and Meghan is Meg-an. But just to mix it up, a girl in my school, who I should have been nicer too, spelled it Meghan, but pronounced it Mee-gan. Then she had a son and named him Ulric.
Just for the non-sequiturness of it all...
Fay - Oct 19, 2002 3:05:17 am PDT #448 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Allyson in Firefly:
The theme songblows harder everytime I hear it. It's as if Joss is the Emperor, and this song is his new clothes. Won't one small child come forward and point out that now only is he naked, but his dick his shriveled into something not unlike an acorn?
and a little later...
And a good fuck saves the day! THAT's what I learned in Minear 101:"When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, I was stradling you and bucking like a wild pony while you supported my weight with your fist up my ass. That was after I made that ceremonial tea, though."