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I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

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Fay - Oct 18, 2002 12:58:13 am PDT #435 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Not for comedy value, really, but just 'cause La Lizard - ya gotta love her.

School desks. I'm very good at sleeping at my desk-- you fold your arms and put your head down, and feel the condensation of your breath against the plastic surface of the desk, and your cheek shifts against the scratchy fabric of your school uniform sweater, and suddenly you are the only person in the world.

It's usually a calm, warm, contemplative space. But it's also good for crying and not letting anybody know about it.

Megan E. - Oct 18, 2002 5:14:26 am PDT #436 of 10000

PMM's German title for "Ted":

I think Ted should have been Mörderrobotermannjacktripper

Rebecca Lizard - Oct 18, 2002 8:35:06 am PDT #437 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Cindy:

(Still - I think some guy named Bill has a picture of Joss and 3 goats in a compromising position and makes them shout out to him, every so often.)

Jen - Oct 18, 2002 9:24:14 am PDT #438 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Pinwiz, in Natter:

I went to being called Matthew because I found a lot of conversations/filrting over thumpa*thumpa music went like this:

"What's your name?"
"Matt."
"Pat?"
"Matthew!"
"Oh. Let us kiss with tongue!"

meara - Oct 18, 2002 9:52:46 am PDT #439 of 10000

Angus in Natter

"How do I find out if my friend is a gay porn star?"...It's a very 21st century quandary, isn't it.

Theodosia - Oct 18, 2002 10:09:32 am PDT #440 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Fayjay over in Clex:

Now I'm pining like a pining thing made out of pine and covered in pineapples.

Betsy HP - Oct 18, 2002 10:27:45 am PDT #441 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Burrell: I still sing the Mna Mna song.

DavidS: Which, I'm sure you know, was written originally for a Swedish porn movie.

Burrell: I didn't know, but I approve. Although I do not approve of humming that song during sex. Wrong rhythm.

billytea: Damn. Apparently I've been doing it wrong.

Cindy - Oct 18, 2002 12:24:35 pm PDT #442 of 10000
Nobody

Steph L. in Angel 1, first referencing a Madrigal quote...

There are lots of rumors about what happens to the retired muppets. Some say they're taken home by the puppeteers, or recycled to make new ones.

They're recycled to make outfits for the cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Cindy - Oct 18, 2002 3:01:58 pm PDT #443 of 10000
Nobody

Cindy - there are tons of smaller F2F's, and not all of them are in NY or LA. Odds are there are some Buffistas relatively nearby for mini-F2F's. Though the benefit of not doing many of them is that one never has to face the disappointment of so many that one isn't a leather-clad Latina with "Munch a rug for Jesus" tattooed on the back of her head.

Madrigal Costello in Firefly

Fay - Oct 18, 2002 4:47:17 pm PDT #444 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

ita in Natter:

Threesome -- one to punch, one to hold pad, one to push puncher around.

Too much fun.

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