Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.

Xander ,'First Date'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


erinaceous - Aug 18, 2003 5:07:00 am PDT #4237 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Jim in Music, being snarky:

Please Sir was a 1970s school sitcom whose central gag was that all the "kids" were played by middleaged actors. So essentially Dawson's Creek, then.


Nilly - Aug 18, 2003 7:01:57 am PDT #4238 of 10000
Swouncing

Because it's such a beautiful story, from Natter:

Katie: I was distinctly underwhelmed by the Sistine Chapel. It was so familiar that I ended up looking up and thinking "huh. Yes, that would be the Sistine Chapel. How interesting."
Rick: I spent a term in Rome while I was in college. On my first quick tour of the Vatican I felt the same way about the chapel. A few weeks later the choir from my college visited Rome on their European tour, and some cardinal who heard them thought that they were wonderful and should sing in the Sistine Chapel. This was a surprising bit of diplomacy because, well, it was a Lutheran college and a Lutheran choir had never been invited to sing there. So they kicked the tourists out, and the choir gave a concert to a group of cardinals, bishops, and a handful of us who snuck in pretending to be connected with the choir.
When it was being used for its real purpose the chapel was transformed. The music and the frescos and the chapel design combined into an extraordinary spiritual experience. You really felt as though you were being lifted right into the scenes on the ceiling. Later, we were told that most of the church officials had tears in their eyes. Fortunately, when I have returned to the chapel I've still been able to hear the choir over the clunking of tourists' shoes and the incessant babble of the tour guides. So it's a special place to me.


deborah grabien - Aug 18, 2003 7:37:16 am PDT #4239 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Teppy, in Natter, placing Nilly on the timeline:

Okay, so you're 8 hours ahead of the US East Coast, and 11 hours ahead of board time. So tell me, how does the rest of Monday turn out?


Katie M - Aug 18, 2003 6:21:51 pm PDT #4240 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

In Angel:

Katie M.: It's my understanding that people who watch Enterprise like the dog.

ita: And as long as he doesn't undergo Ponn Farr, Porthos will remain my favourite character.

Ken Buddha: Well you do know about the part where part of his DNA comes from Jessica Alba, right?


Rebecca Lizard - Aug 18, 2003 6:35:56 pm PDT #4241 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Steph:

True story: when my doc first diagnosed me with depression, he sent me home with samples of Zoloft and a videotape about depression (something like "Living with Depression: Now You Have An Excuse to Wear Black"). On the cover of the videotape were these watercolor paintings of butterflies, or something.

I looked closer, and the caption said "These paintings were painted by an artist with no arms, using her feet to hold the brush, and demonstrate the triumph of the human spirit."

THIS is a good thing to give someone who's severely depressed? Armless Art????

... And slightly later:

erika:

And in an ILC, at least ours, nobody says "problem." They say "issue". So and So has mobility issues. How are you doing with your depression issue?

Steph:

::snerk:: My ennui? I think I'm going to start calling it that. Or better yet, give my depression a name. Like George. And then I could say "George is back, that freeloading motherfucker." Or "I'm going to bombard George with drugs until he leaves and never comes back!"

At the very least, my conversation will become much more interesting.

<kisses Steph>


Astarte - Aug 19, 2003 6:04:57 am PDT #4242 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

For Crazy Talk, in Natter:

Ita: Man, if you have to leave home to find crazy, you're looking with your eyes closed.


Theodosia - Aug 19, 2003 6:40:48 am PDT #4243 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Darth, in Natter:

My life stays crunchy, even in the milk of poverty and near- homelessness.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 19, 2003 9:54:28 am PDT #4244 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Cashmere - Paul Newman's the only septuagenarian I'd considering doing.

erikaj - It disturbs me there are a few on my list.

ita - Why should it disturb you? Septuagenarians need lovin' too.


Trudy Booth - Aug 19, 2003 12:22:58 pm PDT #4245 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L.: I'm going to hurl lightning bolts at you from my Mt. Stephlympus.

DavidS: snickers as Stepheus pricks finger on lightning bolt and drops it on her divine foot, hopping around and cursing a blue streak

Steph L.: Ooof. Taunting a demi-goddess. The nerve....

erikaj: Still better than Glory...

Sean K: Now giggling madly at the idea of Tep playing Glorificus instead of CK.

Steph L.: I'd oversleep and miss that one specific moment when the Key could rip open the portals. I guarantee it.


Java cat - Aug 19, 2003 12:42:52 pm PDT #4246 of 10000
Not javachik

Lit (Steph is on a roll):

Steph: I am terrible at synopsizing books and movies. Just terrible. Thank God for Amazon.com. (Except in F2F conversations, of course, in which I think I once gave someone the impression that Return of the Jedi was a documentary about bears.)