Raise your hand if 'ew.'

Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'


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Trudy Booth - Oct 16, 2002 10:24:10 pm PDT #420 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Betsy (not long after the above) : Ah, liqueur chocolates. Two sins at once. If they were only penis-shaped, it would be three.

Gudanov: The cat only tried to kill me once while we had it. Not too bad for a cat.


Elena - Oct 17, 2002 3:04:26 am PDT #421 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Trudy in Natter

Tony Little, Susan Powder, The JuiceMan and young Richard Simmons are enough proof for me that zero body fat is dangerous and your metabolism starts going after your plumper brain cells in desperation.


Jessica - Oct 17, 2002 8:00:57 am PDT #422 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

ita (in Bitches):

Let it be noted for the record that I agree with everyone that is right. The rest of you are nuts.


Cybervixen - Oct 17, 2002 9:08:09 am PDT #423 of 10000
Queen of the Drive-By

Cindy, in Natter:

Just the thought of someone else's nipple piercing hurts my nipples. They asked me to post this for them.


Betsy HP - Oct 17, 2002 9:58:35 am PDT #424 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Jim Eaton-Terry:

It's also got the finest penis-POV-blowjob-montage ever shown on primetime UK TV.


Steph L. - Oct 17, 2002 10:03:43 am PDT #425 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

ita, in Bitches:

I'm just as likely to enjoy ducking a kick to the head as having someone hold up my coat for me to put on. Okay, more.


Jessica - Oct 17, 2002 11:55:59 am PDT #426 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

SHAWN: Nutty, that sunbox site has dawn simulators

PMM: It screams Get Out! Get Out! Get Out! when you flip the switch?

AIMEE: Then it steals your jewelry.


Cindy - Oct 17, 2002 11:57:44 am PDT #427 of 10000
Nobody

(shawn telling Nutty about a special light that might help her wake in the morning, then p.m. marcontell brings the fun in)

Nutty, that sunbox site has dawn simulators.

It screams Get Out! Get Out! Get Out! when you flip the switch?

Natter 2

dammit - she who hesitates is cross-posted


Fay - Oct 17, 2002 12:43:21 pm PDT #428 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Katie M - Oct 17, 2002 3:09:10 pm PDT #429 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Victor, in Angel:

And Darla was bitter and hateful, and William was weak and insecure, and Drusilla was, well, nuts.

None of which are evil in and of themselves, but all have the potential to push you down that path when you get bit in the neck by a metaphor.