I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cybervixen - Oct 17, 2002 9:08:09 am PDT #423 of 10000
Queen of the Drive-By

Cindy, in Natter:

Just the thought of someone else's nipple piercing hurts my nipples. They asked me to post this for them.


Betsy HP - Oct 17, 2002 9:58:35 am PDT #424 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Jim Eaton-Terry:

It's also got the finest penis-POV-blowjob-montage ever shown on primetime UK TV.


Steph L. - Oct 17, 2002 10:03:43 am PDT #425 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

ita, in Bitches:

I'm just as likely to enjoy ducking a kick to the head as having someone hold up my coat for me to put on. Okay, more.


Jessica - Oct 17, 2002 11:55:59 am PDT #426 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

SHAWN: Nutty, that sunbox site has dawn simulators

PMM: It screams Get Out! Get Out! Get Out! when you flip the switch?

AIMEE: Then it steals your jewelry.


Cindy - Oct 17, 2002 11:57:44 am PDT #427 of 10000
Nobody

(shawn telling Nutty about a special light that might help her wake in the morning, then p.m. marcontell brings the fun in)

Nutty, that sunbox site has dawn simulators.

It screams Get Out! Get Out! Get Out! when you flip the switch?

Natter 2

dammit - she who hesitates is cross-posted


Fay - Oct 17, 2002 12:43:21 pm PDT #428 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Katie M - Oct 17, 2002 3:09:10 pm PDT #429 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Victor, in Angel:

And Darla was bitter and hateful, and William was weak and insecure, and Drusilla was, well, nuts.

None of which are evil in and of themselves, but all have the potential to push you down that path when you get bit in the neck by a metaphor.


Jen - Oct 17, 2002 3:53:26 pm PDT #430 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

I'm 400 posts behind in Natter, so I hope this hasn't been COMMed already, but I guffawed:

Rob:

I just recently suffered from shingles, aka Chicken Pox 2, Pox Harder.


Java cat - Oct 17, 2002 7:38:36 pm PDT #431 of 10000
Not javachik

Herah, in Natter:

Things You Find Yourself Saying when you have three kids under 5: "All right, everybody out of the closet. Now. You too, Evan. Come on, everybody, we're all coming out of the closet now."


Kat - Oct 17, 2002 10:14:55 pm PDT #432 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Victor in NAFDA Buffy:

I had a theory...his name's Angelus...Angelus O'Riley...no something isn't right there...

brenda m

I've got a theory...it must be L*am...and now we're stuck with all those wacky hairpiece nightmares.