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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2003 6:26:04 pm PDT #4186 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimee: grabs gift from Sean and tears into it

Sean K: HA! But it's INVISIBLE until I say the magic word, so you DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET!!!

Muahahahahahahahaha!

Aimée: t sticks invisible gift in Sean's mouth

t uses new sceptre to turn it into a vibrator

NoiseDesign: Well at least Sean will know what to do with that.

t runs from room

Sean K: Indeed...

t chases ND out of the room with the vibrator pointed at ND's behind in a suggestive fashion

Aimée: t notes title of thread

t buys ND and Sean frilly shirts

Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2003 8:33:08 pm PDT #4187 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Allyson: I have no idea what happened in Ergo class. There's a worksheet and a tape measure involved, and maybe a tuning fork and a banana.

scrappy: Sounds like a bad date.

Emlah - Aug 11, 2003 9:09:02 pm PDT #4188 of 10000

To every idea a shelf...

Enabling in Literary...

meara: I'm trying to decide if I need new bookcases for my new apartment, and if so, how many.

I really need to replace one which is falling apart, but I strongly suspect I could fill another, also...hmmm.

Katerina Bee: Answer: Yes, yes you do need new bookcases. How many = as many as will fit into your home. Don't forget to measure odd spaces in corners and between doors, in case a narrow shelf can be forced into this space. Warning: This project may test your math skills (Honest, honey, I was SURE it would fit right here...)

Signed, out of shelf space & into piling books on the floor again, living vicariously through the new shelves of others.

Beverly - Aug 11, 2003 10:26:30 pm PDT #4189 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Requesting a spelling correction to "eventually", please, in post #4175. Thanks.

DXMachina - Aug 12, 2003 1:52:25 am PDT #4190 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Done!

Beverly - Aug 12, 2003 5:37:32 am PDT #4191 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Ask, receive=miracle. Or, Buffista. Danke!

Katie M - Aug 12, 2003 7:16:51 am PDT #4192 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Natter:

meara: It suddenly occurs to me that with a dentist appointment at noon

ita: My appointment, the first in forever, is in 20 minutes.

I am in such trouble.

Megan E.: wow, I have a dentist appointment today too.

ita: August 12th was henceforth known as "Take your Buffista to the dentist day".

billytea: Bugger. I have an optometrist's appointment. I never get this sort of thing right.

Katie M - Aug 12, 2003 7:31:41 am PDT #4193 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Okay, just one more from Natter:

Rio: My boyfriend bought those Iraq's Most Wanted cards for my dad, and my dad was like, "Wow, we're related to the 10 of clubs!"

DXMachina - Aug 12, 2003 9:25:49 am PDT #4194 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Betsy, in Ides:

After spending two hours on my knees with a toothbrush, my peeve was mighty.

erinaceous - Aug 12, 2003 12:00:23 pm PDT #4195 of 10000

A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

BHP, in Natter:

"That dress looks really comfortable" pretty much sucks as a compliment.

Because I like the dress, and it is comfortable, but I hear that as "Wow, good flour sack there."

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