I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DXMachina - Aug 12, 2003 9:25:49 am PDT #4194 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Betsy, in Ides:

After spending two hours on my knees with a toothbrush, my peeve was mighty.


erinaceous - Aug 12, 2003 12:00:23 pm PDT #4195 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

BHP, in Natter:

"That dress looks really comfortable" pretty much sucks as a compliment.

Because I like the dress, and it is comfortable, but I hear that as "Wow, good flour sack there."


Shari_H - Aug 12, 2003 1:28:07 pm PDT #4196 of 10000
Keep breathing!

Ellen S. wrote about Philly in Natter: We'll go to that freaky museum with all the abnormal skeletons and things in jars.

The Mutter Museum of Medical Anomalies! I loved that place. I first heard of it from a woman sitting next to me on a flight back from Rome, who was a Free-Lance Contortionist. (Really! She gave me her card.) I asked her what a Free-Lance contortionist did and she said 'mainly bar mitzvas'.


Theodosia - Aug 12, 2003 4:46:18 pm PDT #4197 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Angus Gordon, on The End of Buffy As We Know It:

I had thought of two directions that could have been possible fitting endings to the series. A third one hadn't occurred to me. It occurred to Joss. That's pretty much my definition of good storytelling.


Trudy Booth - Aug 12, 2003 5:02:01 pm PDT #4198 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Little Bird: Goodbye. I want to read my comic book now.

David S.: Miracleman still uses this sentence almost daily.

billytea: And so far it's proved surprisingly effective on telemarketers.


NoiseDesign - Aug 12, 2003 10:23:08 pm PDT #4199 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

COMM from dinner tonight, and I mean it, Epic actually hit me from across the table with her Diet Coke.

Cass: (After eating a large mouthful of food) It felt like it was growing in my mouth.

ND: Gee, that sounds porny.

Epic: Hey, I'm chewing.

ND: Ouch!

And then I ended up wearing Diet Coke.


Fay - Aug 13, 2003 1:46:47 am PDT #4200 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

In Unamerican:

evil jimi Chicken Fried Steak - is that what you get when a chicken fry's your steak?

Betsy HP Southern specialty. Buy a cube steak. Bread as for fried chicken. Fry as for fried chicken. Cover with gravy as for fried chicken. Feed to dog and go out for some fried chicken.


Cindy - Aug 13, 2003 9:34:18 am PDT #4201 of 10000
Nobody

In Bitches 8 Big Gay Pirates

Toddson:

After seeing the tiara gallery, I've decided I need a tiara ... my soul cries out for a tiara. But how to choose? Aimee, Empress, could you advise me?

Aimée:

SURE! Now, there are several types of tiaras. You have your rhinestone tiaras, your pearl tiaras and your flower tiaras. Personally, I prefer the rhinestone ones, but I do have a pearl one that I wore at my wedding. There are headbands, bunwraps or the typical tiara that looks like a mini crown. There ARE full-out crown tiaras as well.

Now, a headbad style is more appropriate for casual outings such as bowling, fishing, shopping. A crown type is more formal, although there are semi formal and formal styles. These can be worn to any number of social outings. Drinks, dancing, a nice dinner. Family reunions.

There are silver tone and gold tone. Some have colored rhinestones. It all depends on the style you want or the statement you are going for.

What suits your fancy?

[editorial comment: Aimée suits my fancy]


Trudy Booth - Aug 13, 2003 11:45:11 am PDT #4202 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil: I think that my problem with this outfit is that I haven't worn this much pink since I was about five years old. Once I get used to the pinkness of it, I think I'll like it.

Kat Perez: Somewhere in NYC, msbelle is getting her wings.

*****

Holli: For the first time, my sister and I are fighting over a fictional boyfriend. She's all "I watched the show first! Seth's mine!" And I'm very proud of her excellent taste, but clearly he belongs to me.


Deena - Aug 13, 2003 11:48:18 am PDT #4203 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Astarte in bureacracy and without context:

I think tongues need context.

In this case, though not ALWAYS... sometimes a non-contextual tongue is a sweet slippery surprise.