'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
I am mere set-up
Trudy Booth: Why is she working when I JUST showed up to play?
MechaKrelboyne: Maybe because she's a ninja. but ONLY within the confines of the Interweb.
Elena: I'm so glad that I've lulled Mecha into a state of utter disbelief about my Ninjaosity. He'll never suspect it when I cartwheel across his lawn wearing orange pyjamas and kidnap his daughter...
In Natter:
Allyson: You're lucky the thread is closed, otherwise I'd go in and mop the floor with your arse, pal.
billytea: If any item were designed to defeat the purpose of mopping...
Jesse: HEY! Do we have Buffista notification plans in place, Burrell and flea?
Allyson: Sure. Kat will call Burrell, and as per usual, if she does not answer, Kat will automatically assume she's had the baby and call the hospital to confirm. At which point, she'll tell lori, and then ita, and I'll hear about when I get an invite to Monkeypants' first birthday party, and I'll think to myself, "you know, I thought Burrell looked thinner the last time we had brunch."
Aimee: grabs gift from Sean and tears into it
Sean K: HA! But it's INVISIBLE until I say the magic word, so you DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET!!!
Muahahahahahahahaha!
Aimée: t sticks invisible gift in Sean's mouth
t uses new sceptre to turn it into a vibrator
NoiseDesign: Well at least Sean will know what to do with that.
t runs from room
Sean K: Indeed...
t chases ND out of the room with the vibrator pointed at ND's behind in a suggestive fashion
Aimée: t notes title of thread
t buys ND and Sean frilly shirts
Allyson: I have no idea what happened in Ergo class. There's a worksheet and a tape measure involved, and maybe a tuning fork and a banana.
scrappy: Sounds like a bad date.
Enabling in Literary...
meara: I'm trying to decide if I need new bookcases for my new apartment, and if so, how many.
I really need to replace one which is falling apart, but I strongly suspect I could fill another, also...hmmm.
Katerina Bee: Answer: Yes, yes you do need new bookcases. How many = as many as will fit into your home. Don't forget to measure odd spaces in corners and between doors, in case a narrow shelf can be forced into this space. Warning: This project may test your math skills (Honest, honey, I was SURE it would fit right here...)
Signed, out of shelf space & into piling books on the floor again, living vicariously through the new shelves of others.
Requesting a spelling correction to "eventually", please, in post #4175. Thanks.
Done!
Ask, receive=miracle. Or, Buffista. Danke!
Natter:
meara: It suddenly occurs to me that with a dentist appointment at noon
ita: My appointment, the first in forever, is in 20 minutes.
I am in such trouble.
Megan E.: wow, I have a dentist appointment today too.
ita: August 12th was henceforth known as "Take your Buffista to the dentist day".
billytea: Bugger. I have an optometrist's appointment. I never get this sort of thing right.