Steph L.:
But the West Coast wouldn't know what to do with me.
Aimee:
I've got a book!
I suggest pages 23, 34, 78 AND 79, and, with some organic whipped cream, page 105.
(Bitches, of course.)
Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe? Zoe: Had a kind poetry to it, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Am-Chau Yarkona - Aug 07, 2003 9:26:53 am PDT #4157 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
billytea - Aug 07, 2003 9:57:43 am PDT #4158 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Fay explains the similarities between her writing style and Jane Austen's, in Bitches:
No, the thing is, I'm not trying to be outrageous. I mean, I could do outrageous for its own sake and write ghastly perversity. But I'm pretty much writing a straight novel. Well, straight in the sense of beginning, middle, end, plotty plot plot, relationships, plotty plot plot, Big Gay (plot-related, character developmenty, also fun to write) Sex, plot plot plot, denoument, blah blah -- as opposed to random gratuitous shaggage. It is, in fact, very loosely based on Pride and Prejudice. Very loosely. And I'm cheefully writing it, and then suddenly struck by the fact that actually, some people might be a trifle unimpressed by the inclusion of rimming.
Cindy - Aug 07, 2003 10:00:37 am PDT #4159 of 10000
Nobody
In Bitches, Hec's nape fixation finally catches up with us all...
Aimee
I want to go really short with my hair, so I searched for short hairstyles.
Somehow, I ended up with a bajillion Porn pop-up windows.
Hec
Oh no! I've frelled the Google index.
Theodosia - Aug 07, 2003 10:12:47 am PDT #4160 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
JohnSweden, on Cuba Gooding's continued career slide:
I'm just thinking that if you break through into the cultural consciousness by repeatedly screaming "Show me the money!", your delicate artist's soul may not survive the hazards of Hollywood for the long haul.
Theodosia - Aug 07, 2003 12:01:42 pm PDT #4161 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Steph L. (context is for wimps):
I will no longer patrol the spellings of condiments with such vigilance.
§ ita § - Aug 07, 2003 1:06:39 pm PDT #4162 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cindy in Buffy:
I miss Buffy talk. I watched that show. I don't even know what channels these other shows are on. Are they still called channels? What's the difference between a channel and a station? Should I just be saying network? If HBO is a cable network, what's ABC? Is it a broadcast network? Where does that highway go to? This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife.
Trudy Booth - Aug 07, 2003 1:07:15 pm PDT #4163 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
SeanK: I mean, it can't be that hard to beat Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gary Coleman, and Larry Flynt.
billytea: I figure that once your arm settles into a pattern of rhythmic strokes, it probably becomes quite soothing.
Sean K - Aug 07, 2003 1:39:56 pm PDT #4164 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
(?: was me, Trudy)
Trudy Booth - Aug 07, 2003 2:14:30 pm PDT #4165 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sean K: I don't know these tenants! I don't know which program you use to process these! I don't know what I'm doing here!
Theodosia - Aug 07, 2003 4:18:34 pm PDT #4166 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Fay:
let me add my tuppence worth of wrod re the bloody porn pop ups, btw. Bastard porn popups that keep periodically appearing, the same bloody ones each time. It must be something in my PC, yes? But I keep cleaning it out as best I know, and still the bastard random porn popups remain. I am reduced to yelling at the PC that I don't want their stupid porn! I want other stupid porn! With more boys in it!