Fay:

let me add my tuppence worth of wrod re the bloody porn pop ups, btw. Bastard porn popups that keep periodically appearing, the same bloody ones each time. It must be something in my PC, yes? But I keep cleaning it out as best I know, and still the bastard random porn popups remain. I am reduced to yelling at the PC that I don't want their stupid porn! I want other stupid porn! With more boys in it!

Cindy, in Bitches:

You know, the sad thing isn't that I've become a compulsive Spike Mah Jongg player. It isn't that I am a compulsive Spike Mah Jongg player even though I suck at Spike Mah Jongg and have never played regular Mah Jongg. It isn't even that I can't spell Mah Jongg without thinking about it, long and hard. Oh, no. The truly sad thing isn't even that I've named the tiles to keep track of them. Nope. The truly sad thing is that I've amorthropized them and talk about them when they appear: "Oh no. Shirtless gives me no love. Must find match for that one now. Oh wait, you're not regular shirtless, you're Profile. Yes! There's one of you right in the middle, good boy. And Yellow. Good boy. You're an easy one to spot. Spuffy, Spuffy, don't hide on me. I just saw you. Train, you used to be easy to match. Now? Not so much. Ugly, the same is true for you."

They're going to lock me up.

And another sad thing is that I linked all those tiles, so y'all could see the RIGHTness of my naming them.

*sigh*

ita

I'm also eating a white peach. My first. It's squirting juice everywhere. They sure taste better than those negro peaches I'd been eating before.

Brenda M, in Buffy, on OMWF:

I can ignore the obvious double doing the backflips, but those punches are painful. To me, that is. Clearly not to the punching bag.

Kat Perez, in Natter:

Teehee, Trudy! The weather has been very like Rio lately.

Trudy Booth:

DOES THE WEATHER SPEAK IN ASSCAPS?

Daniel C. Jensen: It appears my bat stalking skills once again happen so late at night no one is here to applaud my manliness.

from Buffistechnology

Gandalfe

I think it probably still has the info from his installation saved in the registry. Those can be a bitch to take out.

UTTAD

You can download for free something called RegCleaner. You can safely remove stuff from your registry. And when I say safely I mean pray to your own personal God, close your eyes and click delete.

Jon B: Funny thing about losing your glasses -- It's impossible to look for them because you can't see!

Deborah Grabien: I hate formatting in Word. It's the most user-hostile invisible option piece of doggie poop writing tool ever created.

DX Machina: Word...

Beverly: With both my pregnancies I'd had a stomach virus two days before I delivered, and when I went into labor I just assumed it was more g.i. cramps. Even the second time, when you'd have thought I'd know better. Of course the cramps eventually got more severe and regular, so that was a clue.