Right. Sir. Honey.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Theodosia - Jul 01, 2003 1:35:28 am PDT #3822 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Thank you, Nilly - I shall correct now.


Karl - Jul 01, 2003 2:10:27 pm PDT #3823 of 10000
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Erika making my day:

OK. Lesson 1: Wheelchair Bound is me and Gina Gershon in an adaptive equipment store. I am a wheelchair user(and apparently kinkier than I thought)


DavidS - Jul 01, 2003 6:20:43 pm PDT #3824 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emily in Bitches:

Your brain? Duuuude.

Interestingly, I'm not sure our brains are sufficiently complex to comprehend the workings of our brains. Partly because so much of it is taken up with the whole "flex this muscle," "inhale," "like oranges," "Ooh, I hate her" parts of life.

But it's (pardon me for this) so wicked cool! It's all multiple layers and backpropagation and vectors and completely counterintuitive groupings and... it's like discovering a bizarre new civilization within your own head and trying to figure out whether the rituals are asking for rain or sending smoke signals or praising the gods or just cooking some nice tubers while understanding just enough of the language to say "big happy" and "left"!

Damn. I'm a brain groupie.


Nilly - Jul 01, 2003 10:06:02 pm PDT #3825 of 10000
Swouncing

Damn. I'm a brain groupie.

I think I'm also a brain groupie, and especially Emily's-brain groupie.


smonster - Jul 02, 2003 3:39:38 am PDT #3826 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ken in Bitches, putting newly acquired knowledge to good use.

now I can ask him how much he enjoys his "cow-piss enameled crunchy-treats".


Calli - Jul 02, 2003 5:53:21 am PDT #3827 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Maybe it's my teacher's kid history showing, but I found this hilarious:

Madrigal Costello: I was thinking Kat and I could do a cross-country clue-shoveling of the people who've committed these wrongs in academia. The positives are getting to travel, witnesses being unable to identify us, and meeting new people, then whacking them with shovels.

Kat: But the downside is that asshat administrivia types in academia are a dime a dozen. We could strike one down with a shovel, Madrigal, and like a Heather, another would rise to replace it.

deborah grabien: I'd say there's all sorts of academia-related people who could use a cluestick smack. Kat, Madrigal, good grief.

Madrigal Costello: Okay, so we track down their red scrunchie of power, or their red scrunchie of power equivalent, and then destroy it in the fires of Mordor, or feed it to an ocelot.

DXMachina: Yes, but you'd still get to hit an incompetent boob with a shovel. That's an end in and of itself.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 02, 2003 6:50:05 am PDT #3828 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Buffy, discussing people appearing in adverts:

Beverly:

And Robia La Morte is in a Wall Street Journal commercial.

Ken Buddha:

I thought she didn't want to play the first evil anymore?

smonster:

And KenSnerk Co., llc stock rises ten points due to a strong start in the new fiscal year.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 02, 2003 7:56:40 am PDT #3829 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hmm - post seems to have been lost, but I wanted to say getting COMMed twice on my birthday is bestest present a boy could get.

Err, now if someone could put the "to" in that I should have put between "want" and "play" I'd be even more obliged. I corrected it in the Buffy thread.


amych - Jul 02, 2003 8:03:49 am PDT #3830 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Done, Ken. Now you can't say I didn't get you anything for your birthday.


smonster - Jul 02, 2003 8:18:39 am PDT #3831 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

erika does spike... one better. re: hec's new job

Inspired by compliments indulgent, The Bitches pass on jobma most effulgent. (Ha! Knew I could do better than "bulge in 't")