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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 02, 2003 6:50:05 am PDT #3828 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Buffy, discussing people appearing in adverts:

Beverly:

And Robia La Morte is in a Wall Street Journal commercial.

Ken Buddha:

I thought she didn't want to play the first evil anymore?

smonster:

And KenSnerk Co., llc stock rises ten points due to a strong start in the new fiscal year.

Frankenbuddha - Jul 02, 2003 7:56:40 am PDT #3829 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hmm - post seems to have been lost, but I wanted to say getting COMMed twice on my birthday is bestest present a boy could get.

Err, now if someone could put the "to" in that I should have put between "want" and "play" I'd be even more obliged. I corrected it in the Buffy thread.

amych - Jul 02, 2003 8:03:49 am PDT #3830 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Done, Ken. Now you can't say I didn't get you anything for your birthday.

smonster - Jul 02, 2003 8:18:39 am PDT #3831 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

erika does spike... one better. re: hec's new job

Inspired by compliments indulgent, The Bitches pass on jobma most effulgent. (Ha! Knew I could do better than "bulge in 't")

Frankenbuddha - Jul 02, 2003 8:23:42 am PDT #3832 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Muchos gracias, amych!

erikaj - Jul 02, 2003 8:26:24 am PDT #3833 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

And, smonster, if Spike would do me, I would buy him a rhyming dictionary and a thesaurus.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 02, 2003 9:40:15 am PDT #3834 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

COMMin above post, please: erika:

if Spike would do me, I would buy him a rhyming dictionary and a thesaurus.

Mostly because it's something I've thought before now and never got around to articulating.

juliana - Jul 02, 2003 10:32:12 am PDT #3835 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

catching up in Dude....

Nutty:

I don't know, but I think, if I had a choice, I would work really hard not to name my child after the soap-operatically doomed hero of yore who lost his elf-love, impregnated his amnesiac sister, and died a ravening madman. Just, you know, a personal thing, like not naming my child Stalin or Nimrod or Grover Cleveland.

smonster - Jul 02, 2003 10:39:41 am PDT #3836 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

From Bureaucracy (fear not, b'cyphobes, it is of the natter)

Nutty: I stuck an onion up its butt and cooked it and it is yummy.

Noumenon: Nutty's Chicken Butt recipe. I'd cross the road for it.

ChiKat - Jul 02, 2003 1:57:06 pm PDT #3837 of 10000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hec, in Natter:

Tasty masturbation? I think that's only possible for certain employees of Cirque de Soleil.

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