So, how was your summer? Mine was fun. Saw some fish. Went mad with hunger. Hallucinated a whole bunch.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nilly - Jun 24, 2003 2:48:31 am PDT #3751 of 10000
Swouncing

In UnAmerican:

Emlah: If I was going to insult New Zealand I'd say: Ha ha!!! Tom Cruise likes you!!!


DXMachina - Jun 24, 2003 4:55:12 am PDT #3752 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Aimee, in Bitches:

<tiptoes in>

....and The Bitches slept. And dreamed beautiful dreams, dreams of elves and boys in make-up and fic and slash and slashable fic and all that made them happy. For The Bitches are the bless-ed Buffistas. Where things can be shared and love given and support had and any kind of -ma sent your way so that only good things happen in life. And when there is sadness or money problems or spouses on the fritz or cramps, The Bitches are there. And when right wins over wrong, and justice has overpowered injustice, The Bitches are there. And when fashion sense goes awry, and someone wears something bad, The Bitches are there. And when evil landlords or bad jobs or shitty-exes rear their heads, The Bitches are there. And when Lush is slow on the shipment, or Amazon has lied about sending the new HP, The Bitches are there. The Bitches are everywhere. We're in your neighborhoods, in your schools, and in your livejournals. We embody all that is good and porny.

So sleep, Bitches. And dream of the good that will be done tomorrow. And the lives that are vibed, and the souls that are hugged, and the bastards we shall smite. Dream on, Bitches. Dream on.

<soft rain of glitter>

<tiptoes out>


juliana - Jun 24, 2003 5:04:19 am PDT #3753 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I don't know, maybe it's crude, but I have to COMM this....

Allyson, in Natter:

I sometimes refer to all sterotypical male romance figures as Lance Steelcock.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2003 7:40:56 am PDT #3754 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Susan W. in Buffy/Angel Spoilers, spoilery for Buffy 7.22:

Someday, five or ten years from now, when she's cookies, she's going to meet a nice man with a pulse to settle down with. I'm calling him Guillermo, because in the Jossverse, you can get away from vampires, but you can't get away from Williams.


Jessica - Jun 24, 2003 7:40:57 am PDT #3755 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Susan W, in spoilers (spoilery for S7, no NAFDA spoilers)

S/B 'shipper that I am, I'm entirely convinced of two things:

1. She loved them both, in different ways. Love is complicated.

2. Someday, five or ten years from now, when she's cookies, she's going to meet a nice man with a pulse to settle down with. I'm calling him Guillermo, because in the Jossverse, you can get away from vampires, but you can't get away from Williams.

[damn you, wee ita!]


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2003 7:41:35 am PDT #3756 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ha! Beat you!

Probably because I was carrying less quotation weight, but still.


Susan W. - Jun 24, 2003 7:47:07 am PDT #3757 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Wow, I got COMM'ed. My day is made, and I was sail above the petty annoyances of meetings, even though FB will be at one of them. Seriously.


Nilly - Jun 24, 2003 8:04:12 am PDT #3758 of 10000
Swouncing

In Natter:

Angus: And if that doesn't get me COMMed, then I give up, people!


Angus G - Jun 24, 2003 8:07:43 am PDT #3759 of 10000
Roguish Laird

Well, a meta-COMM's better than nothing I suppose!


Nilly - Jun 24, 2003 8:09:43 am PDT #3760 of 10000
Swouncing

That's the line that made me smile out loud, that's the line that gets to be COMMed.